3:17 Proof that Jimmy Fallon is Indian.

If anyone asked me if I wanted the senior discount, I would just say: 'Totally'

Boomer Memes

We're a very big family and we live quite far from each other so all of us 20 cousins don't get to see each other often except for those who live in the same place or close by to each other, so it turned out that I have an almost daily contact with my two youngest cousins, and one year we ALL gathered for Hanukkah and my then 15 year old (incredible) cousin tried to get our autistic cousin to talk to her and eventually she saw him laughing with me and straight up asked him, 9 years old: "Johnathan why are you talking to her and not me...?" And he looked at her for a moment and said "because you're not interesting." I wouldn't have been so proud of myself if I had conquered an entire continent. #goautism #thatwascold

I told my niece that she was going to look like me when she’s older. Cause she’s 5 and looks exactly like me when I was little. She said “ I don’t want to look like you. Because you’re old.” .......... thanks kid I’m only 31 🤦🏼‍♀️

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We have the Coronavirus going around. #ThatWasCold

At 1:50 Jimmy sounds like a german saying "Hahn"

The turkey thing. I said its on sale and I can freeze a small one. Sometimes older sisters can be such a bitch.

My sister did that comment to me.

Told my 5 year old niece she’ll look like me when she grows up. Because she’s my mini me. She’s said I don’t want to you’re old! I’m only 31! 🤦🏼‍♀️

My family was playing apples to apples. The green card for that round was "Senseless". The card that ended up winning was Helen Keller.

Yeah a two year old said that

1:28 how Jimmy says THAT WAS COLD

Stephen's last name is pronounced Pwa-ri-ay

somehow that announcer guy is less funny than even jimmy fallon, and that's a feat

I Work in the deli half of @a Supermarket/ GroceryStore .. - OneDay.. I Helped Two Customers who i Assume(d) were a Mum And Her Kiddoe... .. . .. After Handing said Madam (Some Of) Her Items,; I Asked if There Was AnyThing Else I Could Do For Them.. Help Them With.. . To Which; the Young Tyke of A Lad.. Immediately Piped Up., Inquiring, .. -- "Will You Take My MoM ,..?.?? .." - 😆 ~ IABOUT.. DIED..... 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

I was chilling in my tent at the beach and a little came up that (i think) wanted to come inside. She looked at me, then at my aunt, who was sitting on a plastic chair beside my tent. My aunt saw that the little girl wanted to come inside the tent so she told her, “If you want to go inside, just ask her “miss can I come inside?” To which the little girl replied, while looking at me, “He’s a girl?” 🤨 I DONT LOOK LIKE A MAN. PERIOD.

I thought ‘Schuyler’ was pronounced like ‘Skyler’?

I’m on a hashtag roll!!

The tweets in this video are so cold, scientists are relieved that the Antarctic will increase in ice mass

When I was three I went up to my friend in nursery and said "where are double cheesburgers." she said underneath my chin 😂👌

I was wheeling my dad down the hall at the nursing home and a staff member asked me if he was my brother. My dad is 102....I'm 66!

white leggings lol 😂

I was getting my health card photo updated (it’s basically the card we use to access health care in Canada) and I asked the guy if I should take my hat off and he said yes so I took it off, and he shook his head and told me I should probably put it back on 😭

Funny

My nephew asked me "How old I was" and I said 35, he then said "Man you've been living a hard life!"

My daughter once said "mommy, in the picture your forehead looks big, but in real life your forehead looks bigger" and I said I was worried about coming home and scaring an intruder, my daughter responded with "don't worry mommy they can't abduct you, you're too heavy"

They always make fun of people's name. How is that funny?

Why wont he wear his ring? Weird

Jimmy is a workaholic

Shoutout to the guy who laughed at Ed Jervis

When my homeschooled daughter says, "Mom, I need help!", I always respond in an exaggerated tone, "Well, yes, you do." She now tries to interject, "with my school!" before I get to my standard response.

I asked my son if he was gonna do the “no shave November “ and he looked at me and said “ I don’t know. Are you?”

Omg the nickname reading is taking so long, just stop and read the responses :D :D

The first time I saw a doctor, he walked in, looked at me and declared, "you're pink!" That, sir, is what most people call "white with a touch of sun"!

I told my mom that I wanted to get a nose job and she was like "you nose isn't that bad" so I turned around to show her and she said "....yeah when you're 18 I'll give you the money"

When I was a young mother ibwas going to a dinner party and I wanted to wear my hair in a french twist. My MOTHER said,you need a pretty face to wear that hair style.

Jimmy Fallon (reading a tweet): That was cold! Mr freeze: May I a joke to you?

One of my favorite parts of hashtags is when they joke around in between them. Don't listen to the people saying less of that! :)

Sure I'll take the senior discount...

I grew up in Sweden #thatwascold

The DMV doesn't do that my mom's license looks like a mug shot

Cold blooded Lmaoo

I wish he was funnier

I wish he was funnier

We had ice cold, now we need some #SavageBurn

A girl I knew finished with her boyfriend and he sunk into the depths of depression, then alcoholism. He died on a park bench clutching a bottle. At his funeral she handed out invitations to her wedding to her new boyf, including to his family members #THATWasCold

Poirier = Por ee ay ( Eng. pronunciation) Nana’s Fr. Cdn. Maiden name and coincidentally the name of the arena where my kids teach Skating and Hockey. Just thought everyone would be totally happy to know that. Probably good idea, I think, right? For sure.

5 hours later and I’m still watching hashtags 😂

UNITY!

1:32 that wasn't just cold; that was cold turkey😁

I'm from Finland... #that_IS_cold

I hugged my 8 year old nephew after not seeing him for awhile and he steps back, looks at me and says, is it just me or have you gained weight? Lol

A female family member of mine had a double mastectomy for cancer. By the grace of God she lived, but the funny part was this: When they wheeled her bed into recovery, she hadn't woke up yet. The Doctor looked at the other family members there and said "Don't you tell her I told you this, but when we got all that breast tissue off her, she lost 15 pounds body weight! " 😆 That was ICE cold!

After I saw the Burger King commercial about now selling tacos I said to my mom: I thought commercials were suppose to make food look good (wasn’t trying to be funny or cold)

When I was at the DMV the lady made me do it twice, and still said “well, you’re not gonna like it, but...”

pronounced Stefan poiyer un

I asked my mom where she put the remote, she turned back to me and responded. "Maybe if you were pretty then people would hang out with you instead of you just sitting at home on a friday night watching tv."

I hate their fucking dumbass banter...its unwatchable

In response to all of them: BRRRRRRRR!!! And HISSSSSS!!!

*my 4 year old son* Hey I have a great idea! *my typically very nice autistic 16 year old son* No you don't. *me and my husband* 👀😆

How did the penultimate one not get a bigger laugh! LOL

That Butler is completely useless. What is there for? To repeat what Fallon spews?

My kid did the baby in daddy's tummy thing too Lol

My high school English teacher said that as a kid he and his siblings were with his mom when she bumped into someone she hadn't seen in years. The woman said, "These are your children? But they're all so good looking."

Shoutout to everyone who changed personalities when they went through college. IT'S CALLED GROWTH.

That leggings one was a meme

Considering i am in fact 35 i would be very angry if someone asked me if i wanted the senior discount.

😆 on a side note, I actually prefer if the DMV agents would say something about trying to take a better photo. Even if it did sound sorta crude, I would rather they did. Those employees always when I go there seem so mean & stressed 😞

Two, stupid 🤣🤣

My dad was once making fun of the fact that even as a woman in my 30s I still didn’t own my own house. Where I live and in the country in general it almost impossible to get your own house most people rent. He then went on and on making fun of lack of other things he had that I didn’t like a job or a relationship. I told him that the ONLY thing he had that I really REALLY wanted that he did have and I didn’t was a dead father. That shut him up.

I had an ex boyfriend who told me I would have the perfect body if I just worked out a little. Like it was a compliment.

That sidekick of Fallon's is not funny & interrupts the flow. Colbert doesn't have a sidekick.

It's not poy-yay, it's pronounced roughly like pwa-ree-yay.

#punked.......You owe me a $120 gift card JIMMY and we saved you some BREADSTICKS!

I see you Iowa State Cyclone fan tdeur7! Represent!

jimmy better hope trump stays in office or he wont have a show, thats all he talks about , cant what until trump shuts him down,

Getting tired of them milking jokes out of the names.

When I was born my brother asked my mom, “ can we send her back?”

*OUCH* .. 😔 😔😔😔

😥 #thatwascoldAF