#punked.......You owe me a $120 gift card JIMMY and we saved you some BREADSTICKS!

I see you Iowa State Cyclone fan tdeur7! Represent!

jimmy better hope trump stays in office or he wont have a show, thats all he talks about , cant what until trump shuts him down,

Getting tired of them milking jokes out of the names.

When I was born my brother asked my mom, “ can we send her back?”

Poor-ee-yay

Once i told my sister that everything she says is stupid and she just said my name 🤣

You know, this whole #hashtag bit would be so much better if Jimmy didn’t bother saying the name of the person who sent it. He wastes so much time on the names and it’s not even funny.

My parents sent me off to boarding school when I was 15 and the regulations of the school was that the kid had to have a phone to be able to be within contact. I notified my parents about this and my dad said "you dont need a phone, you dont have any friends to contact". My school had to get in contact with my parents to convince them to get me that phone. o-o

JMJ

Pleistocene Epoch #ThatWasCold

I had to have hormone therapy for endometriosis and gained about 30 lbs in 6 months. When I went into the restaurant I where I worked before I started the meds, my coworker came up and said, ‘Hey, how are you doing? You look great, are you pregnant??’ No. Just fat :(

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well That Was Cold!!!!

0:38 ad jorves like good Drink)) 3:28 white legins) whos need solared)

A long time ago, I was shopping for clothes for my little cousin in the department store. A sales associate comes up to me and asks, “Hi, do you need any help? Are you a mom?” I told her, “I’m only 12.” 😒

I had just gotten a new haircut, which I loved, and when my boss saw me, he said: “ ohhh.. so you lost a bet huh?” #thatwascold

I was transferring schools and one of my teachers from the first school and asked me if I actually had friends at the new school.

I once asked my sister why she was walking around the house without pants on, she was wearing white leggings

The commenting on the usernames part is not funny though

The DMV one had me in panic mode checking my license expiration date (October birthday). Thanks Jimmy for the random reminder to be a responsible adult. License is still good but I hope I have a reminder like this in 2 years. Preferably prior to my birthday and not over 2 months after expiration 😂

Similar to the leggings one: I was headed home from church and swung by my brother's place. I got out of the car to talk to him, he told me I needed some better pantyhose. I wasn't wearing any 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

‘Oh that’s a no’ 😂😂😂

Someone change his hair. Its atrocious

Kids are brutally honest. In my early 20s after a long night out my nephew came in my room in the Am I said goodmorning you up early he said aunty your face smell lmao he meet my breathe. He was like two 😂.

I got a letter from the DMV that said the same thing, I could go in and re take my pic if I wanted. :(

These men have a strange amount of inherent fascination for Twitter handles. I guess they feel obligated to fill in the silence between the stating of the name and the reading of the tweet.

My 4 year old niece was watching me do my hair and told me: “Your hair used to be black then it was yellow but now it’s kind of both. You should fix it.” I think I pushed off redoing my highlights a bit too ling

i can relate to that white leggings one too much.... i was going on a first date & had previously mentioned that i used a self tanner. when i showed up to the restaurant, the guy said "i thought you were using self tanner babe?"

#Thatwascold video was so funny I was laughing the whole way threw it ♥️😂😂

OTAH!

CLAH!

I can reverse a truck fairly well having driven one for my business for years. After calling my place a "hodge podge" while visiting I overheard my mom tell someone over the phone, "At least she's a pretty good backer" At least?!

I said, “Excuse me.” to my mom and she responded with, “There’s no excuse for you.” Damn, momma. Damn.

poirier is poor- e -yer

Am I the only one attracted to the sound of the cards slapping on the table?👀

Funniest part of these hashtag segment, when they make fun of people's twitter names.

Love the show.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I once told my dad he was fat and he said “your ugly, I can loose weight” #ThatWasCold

When I was grabbing a bite with a couple of friends. The host as me if they were my daughters? We were all in our late 20s at the time.

Proper response would've been "And yet you haven't" or "Well you certainly aren't trying very hard to"

This 'jokes' is as old as sin. 😖

*you’re *lose

Ouch.

My daughter saw me in the mirror combing my hair and said, "Mommy, I didn't know you had that much gray hair, but you're not old."