Just Pretend It's a Laser

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Πριν 6 μήνες
Taz The Homeless Bum Slut
Taz The Homeless Bum Slut

the thing mike trapp looks forward to the most about this game is wearing a slick suite

Πριν 5 μήνες
PAINTnPONG
PAINTnPONG

You guys should join the Floatplane platform

Πριν 5 μήνες
Jaldin Sicon
Jaldin Sicon

@Suchega Uber my dude that is called advertising and the fact that you feel like you want more is kinda the whole point

Πριν 6 μήνες
Suchega Uber
Suchega Uber

Uhm actually, only showing a portion of the video is super shitty, so you should either keep it exclusive to your pay only website, or show the whole video, but let people know there are more videos on the website. Half a video is is like getting half a chub, then forced to take a cold shower, then pay for completion. No thanks, I will finish myself with all the other actually free, actually good nerd channels.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Charles Dockham
Charles Dockham

I just kind of realized after they were talking about skeletor. He was probably blue due to being undead and his skin having the blue semi dead tint. You kind of see the same thing with widowmaker from overwatch but in her case, her heart rate was artificially slowed sending less oxygen to her skin resulting in her skin tint going from regular to bluish.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Ben Smith
Ben Smith

If poltergeists aren't considered to be ghosts, that just opens up a whole new realm of possibilities. I just want a Buzzfeed Unsolved hosted by Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy.

Πριν ημέρα
fangwulf
fangwulf

Fun fact! Skeletor is actually a human being it's not really a skull for his head. He just had his face melted off.

Πριν 2 ημέρες
martianunlimited
martianunlimited

Um actually, they swapped the names of Balrog, Vega and M Bison .. (not just Balrog and M.Bison as Jon implied) Vega is known as M. Bison outside of Japan Balrog is known as Vega outside of Japan and M.Bison is known as Balrog outside of Japan (for the reasons stated in the show) To avoid confusion, we would just refer them by Dictator, Claw and Boxer respectively rather than their character names (us old schoolers at least)..

Πριν 7 ημέρες
cooper Bailey
cooper Bailey

I love this show, however, I think a true or false lightning round should be added

Πριν 19 ημέρες
Adam
Adam

It needs to be a kenetic blast and not a laser, otherwise it would travel at lightspeed

Πριν μήνα
ArtfulDodger
ArtfulDodger

i still HATE how they cut these eps off...to persuade us to get dropout >:/

Πριν 2 μήνες
pufferwockey
pufferwockey

Wait, isn't a poltergeist is just a deliberately annoying ghost? When does HP make it's poltergeists in to something different?

Πριν 4 μήνες
RandomGuy
RandomGuy

So I go back to 8:08 after finishing this episode and get my best Dad to finish the Harry Potter stuff, and when the blood thing was said I thought my dad was going to die. He was red in the face, not taking air into his lungs, and was hitting my arm. I thought the last one was for me to get help, no he just thought it was just really funny. Thanks dad for a waste of a perfectly good 911 call

Πριν 4 μήνες
RandomGuy
RandomGuy

This NEEDS to be on GSN

Πριν 4 μήνες
Dani
Dani

Um actually, the ghosts who chose to stay on the earthly plain were usually (though not always) victims of very traumatic deaths and therefore chose to stay instead of moving on due to fear. Moaning Myrtle died by the basilisk, Sir Nicholas was beheaded, The Grey Lady was murdered by a former suitor, and the Bloody Baron was the suitor who murdered her and he then committed suicide and was sentenced to walk the earth as penance for his crimes. I don't know the circumstances of the Fat Friars death or even Peeves, but the others were all trauma victims. And while Lily, James and Sirius all died in traumatic ways, as well as the many who died during the Battle of Hogwarts, I personally believe that they would have been brave enough to take the step into their next adventure. "The last enemy to be destroyed is death"

Πριν 4 μήνες
Adrian Murillo
Adrian Murillo

Maggie is such a snack! She a cutie...

Πριν 4 μήνες
Nico Ferro
Nico Ferro

That clickbaity ending. Nice

Πριν 5 μήνες
Caia Crow
Caia Crow

as for the ghost thing you bet your ass i’ve had that EXACT existential crisis every single time i think about harry potter ghosts. like i’ve had it MULTIPLE times. literally had it like a month ago

Πριν 5 μήνες
Urvashi Sharma
Urvashi Sharma

Omg was this not a skit?

Πριν 5 μήνες
wcr4
wcr4

Nice! Little too much filler, though. Gotta get it over 10 minute$.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Prosper Waldmann
Prosper Waldmann

this is like mega expert level umm actually cause its all nerds not collegehumor actors lmaoo

Πριν 5 μήνες
Miguel Eulengi
Miguel Eulengi

Crystal Gems? Is that a Steven Universe reference?

Πριν 5 μήνες
Emily Durkee
Emily Durkee

If you titled the video "Um, Actually" YOU WOULD GET MORE VIEWS. You have a team for this, do better.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Banana Mustard
Banana Mustard

I’m not a laser, I actually sexually identify as a concussive optic blast

Πριν 5 μήνες
jb888888888
jb888888888

SPOILER: Um Actually There's no dash in the _The Amazing Spider-Man_ image.

Πριν 5 μήνες
jb888888888
jb888888888

Um actually, the producer who interrupted re M. Bison didn't say "um actually."

Πριν 5 μήνες
KMichelle Argus
KMichelle Argus

Um actually producers dont get points so why bother

Πριν 5 μήνες
jb888888888
jb888888888

Cracked non-survivor on CollegeHumor!

Πριν 5 μήνες
Logan Hinds
Logan Hinds

Okay I won’t call gutes, gutes

Πριν 5 μήνες
Tove Kauppi
Tove Kauppi

The actual definition of a laser is quite narrow, so it makes perfect sense that Cyclops attacks aren’t lasers.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Whatever Animations
Whatever Animations

I just realized there part of the illuminati

Πριν 5 μήνες
Flare Kitty
Flare Kitty

dropout ad on college humor video

Πριν 5 μήνες
Yautja Prime
Yautja Prime

I want that giant D20!

Πριν 5 μήνες
FatThor Malone
FatThor Malone

posting youtube vids that you make money on so people will go watch a video on a site you make more money on ......Nice

Πριν 5 μήνες
FatThor Malone
FatThor Malone

GHOSTS HAVE DEATH DAY PARTIES AT HOGWARTS

Πριν 5 μήνες
FatThor Malone
FatThor Malone

ITS IMPORTANT TO BE PEDANTIC ABOUT NERD CULTURE! YOU MUST BE AWARE THAT THE LASERS ARE NOT LASERS !

Πριν 5 μήνες
Cory M Clark
Cory M Clark

This show needs to go on the road and perform live at comic-con panels and watch us all freak out with answers.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Akicita A.
Akicita A.

Hey guys, I don't personally have a problem with swearing, but I enjoy watching these with my kids, so if you're going to go out of your way to encourage unnecessary vulgarity, you're off our watch list.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Benjamin G
Benjamin G

Why does Maggie look scarily like a female version of grant?

Πριν 5 μήνες
skinny jason
skinny jason

boring

Πριν 5 μήνες
Jay Blayk
Jay Blayk

Only just noticed that everything in the background is wrong too like the star trek hand thing with the wrong fingers, the red TARDIS, the pokécube, damn 😂

Πριν 5 μήνες
The_ Zee
The_ Zee

Um actually there is 5 turtles the fifth female turtle was in the power rangers cross over

Πριν 5 μήνες
Nicholas Hogan
Nicholas Hogan

That was a gutes episode.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Ceul Gai
Ceul Gai

Um actually, didn't Balrog debut in SFII?

Πριν 5 μήνες
ForwardLife
ForwardLife

UMM ACTUALLY.... THERE'S MORE. WHERES MY POINT

Πριν 5 μήνες
TheDanishGuyReviews
TheDanishGuyReviews

Um, Actually, the hyphen in Spider-man is missing in the picture.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Toby T
Toby T

What happened to humor? This is not funny.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Adeline Mortimer (Student)
Adeline Mortimer (Student)

Who else knew that harry potter one?

Πριν 5 μήνες
Joe Duke
Joe Duke

Umm, actually... only IDIOTS like correcting people, the real nerds suffer the world's need, for us to save them.

Πριν 6 μήνες
venabre
venabre

Umm actually, no one is passionate about The Crystal Skull, unless you mean they hate it with passion

Πριν 6 μήνες
Mitch Kettles
Mitch Kettles

Cyclops' eyes are a portal to another dimension? Seriously? Damn, X-Men writers, just stop

Πριν 6 μήνες
The new sonic movie is actually coll
The new sonic movie is actually coll

Wonder what will the new adam ruins everything episode be

Πριν 6 μήνες
Comic Drake
Comic Drake

The Punch DImension is the best thing about Cyclops.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Kirk Oli
Kirk Oli

I think that was in the axmen first class comic.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Hazel Reads Books
Hazel Reads Books

fine... take my money dropout! you guys are awesome.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Duncan
Duncan

Get the mcelroys on!

Πριν 6 μήνες
Neyonius
Neyonius

I'm angry that I'll never see the end of the shiney round.

Πριν 6 μήνες
duck is my name
duck is my name

The adidas air mags in the background hurt

Πριν 6 μήνες
Child World
Child World

Nguyễn văn toàn

Πριν 6 μήνες
yaloolah42
yaloolah42

I thought the "Shiny Question" was a Firefly reference...

Πριν 6 μήνες
mirceagogoncea
mirceagogoncea

Maggie Mae Fish, but the question is... may Maggie hunt?

Πριν 6 μήνες
LiGhTMaGiCk
LiGhTMaGiCk

Yo cutting of the shiny question isn't going to make people sign up for dropout. In fact I'm unsubscribing from college humor on YouTube now.

Πριν 6 μήνες
MrJacob882
MrJacob882

If I have one sketch idea in my spare time, do I suddenly get Sam's job or do you guys sue me to reclaim intellectual property? I'm comfortable with either.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Brian White
Brian White

Hard pass. Pay to see the rest of this? I already want a refund on my time.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Brennen Cox
Brennen Cox

They're lasers...

Πριν 6 μήνες
Charles Nyonga
Charles Nyonga

Umm, actually...all men have skulls for heads. Skeletor has no skin for a face.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Josh Whitman
Josh Whitman

I love the props, but hate how I constantly have to remind myself what Thor's Hammer actually looks like.

Πριν 6 μήνες
zombieowen
zombieowen

Maggie Mae Fish! I've seen Daniel O'Brien on here too. What about Soren Bowie, Carmen Angelica, Michael Swaim, Katie Willert, and Alex Schmidt? If Kimia Behpoornia is in an episode, I will *immediately* sign up for Dropout.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Aaron Arquette
Aaron Arquette

the girl here looks like that guy from game theory

Πριν 6 μήνες
MrBlastinBruce
MrBlastinBruce

Seriously... Cutting out more than half the episode. Next time I will just unsubscribe

Πριν 6 μήνες
nn nn
nn nn

Nice talk show you got there

Πριν 6 μήνες
Jason E Perkins
Jason E Perkins

Um...actually, even with his visor, Scott's eyes are still apertures to another dimension. The visor doesn't somehow turn the "his eyes are a gateway" power off. It just contains the resulting force blast.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Bass Cow
Bass Cow

I was so disappointed when I finished the video and there wasn’t a question about Steven Universe

Πριν 6 μήνες
JupiterSauce
JupiterSauce

um actually? MORE LIKE ACTUALLY CUM

Πριν 6 μήνες
Eureka Be
Eureka Be

Still waiting for the Home Game! :)

Πριν 6 μήνες
Jared Carvalho
Jared Carvalho

I will sign up for Dropout TODAY if you can promise me more Furry Force.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Matthias Annaberger
Matthias Annaberger

Um actually, in german, the language where the word "poltergeist" origings from, its actually put together from the words poltern, wich describes noises of objects being moved, and geist, wich is directly translated to ghost (in word and meaning) so poltergeist is just a description of the things a ghost does. ( like we are humans, but that guy is an electritian. Hes still a human)

Πριν 6 μήνες
Jays Autar
Jays Autar

There is no “ -“ between spider and man

Πριν 6 μήνες
Alexander Kappel Reumert
Alexander Kappel Reumert

Can the fact chekker not get a point?! What's a guy gotta do around here?

Πριν 6 μήνες
konohamarutard
konohamarutard

I didn't read the books, why did they not put a peeves in the movies? :/

Πριν 6 μήνες
Holly Green
Holly Green

Um actually, in Harry Potter ghosts are those who upon death we're too scared of dieing to pass on and instead chose to hang around for the rest of eternity whilst poltergeists have never been human and are instead due to the culmination of magical energy. (Disclaimer: cant remember how much of that is fannon vs cannon sorry) Also I swear the free segments keep getting shorter

Πριν 6 μήνες
pyroplayer88
pyroplayer88

“I’m not racist I have a friend with laser eyes”

Πριν 6 μήνες
Infamous Hero
Infamous Hero

Jon traveled forward in time 2 seconds. Someone call Goku. We found Hit.

Πριν 6 μήνες
TheRumpletiltskin
TheRumpletiltskin

TIL MAD Magazine is still a thing.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Astral M
Astral M

I only knew the Olgoikhorkhoi smh

Πριν 6 μήνες
aparajita satish
aparajita satish

India doesn't have dropout 😫

Πριν 6 μήνες

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