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George Carlin Official YouTube Channel
From HBO Life Is Worth Losing.
George Carlin wasn't a prophet, he was just paying attention.
At 0:40 i was just about to close the player, but he surprised me =)
Millions and millions of idiots, everywhere you turn. The stuff nightmares are made of.
I was searching for a stand up comedy but I got a funniest unbiased social commentary. I came for copper but I found gold.
This aged well ... "They know the truth: the american dream -- but you have to be asleep to believe it."
10k big wigs and politicians jus got put on frontstreet
Funniest thing is that those ain't no jokes
Big club but you aint in it. What a crock of shit. Guy was worth 10 million at the time of this standup with no skills other than telling jokes. I’d say he was doing pretty good. I used to love this but he just sounds like a self righteous ungrateful douche bag
Imagine how upset he would be now =(
If he was here in 2020 ! He'd roll in his fucking grave!
The 10k dislikes are from the very people he depicted -- those people who, when they look in the mirror, see exactly what he described looking back at them. This hurts terribly, and so they project. The *_truth_* hurts! And like Jack Nicholson's line in _A Few Good Men_ 'They can't handle the truth . . . '
The truth hurts.
This is like a parody of things people who are incapable of reflection or careful thinking think, just a dumb rant, and completely talentless as comedy. There's not a single joke here.
i notice and it PISSES me OFF !!
That's one of the best sets ever. Still relevant and so quotable. You were a great man George.
@9:30 was astoundingly true as fuck
Hahaha you Hollywood bitches are the ones who are dumb as rocks. We have been knowing dumbasses!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy (literally) sounds quite sick, a poor inspiration for anyone.
Carlin cared more about being clever than funny. And exactly what he was. Clever and not funny.
Anybody Watching this in 2020, like https://youtu.be/zwBSVLTJET4?t=28
Trump supporters and radical leftists.
I feel sorry for fat people in the audience
Man i remember watching george when i was too young to understand, but man is this shit the best now!
I don’t like salsa on my sautéed raccoon asshole on a stick
“The public sucks- FUCK HOPE” -George Carlin’s corpse 2020
Red pilled Carlin. Legend.
Sooo True...the best sign of genius ....As true today as it was back then
I have just been introduced to this man! Wow!! I wish I could hear what he would have to say about the world now. Extremely eerie how people never change but still. He is a comedian but I wonder if people actually hear how deep he is. Maybe this is how they listen. Imagine if he was Preaching somewhere, no. One will listen but if you make them laugh then you have their attention. Weird.
He was so full of shit it hurt think about it he was as a self righteous ass hole who made a career in entertainment a career that produces garbage that is overpriced shit
He could have run for president and won.
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Wish i was a comedian earlier .. You can say anything esp the truth which isnt pc and still be alive. These days even comics are pc.
The Ten thousand people who thumbs down this video, are the people he's talking about; hopefully realizing he was referring to them.
2:27 Sounds more like something you would find in a Chinese wet market
10,000 fat people disliked this video
His blame game went off track by this time in his life. In his mind it’s the “intelligent” American left wing against the big greedy ‘right wing’ corporations. The biggest society/government controlling corporations now are run by hard core left wing, from the execs at Google, Facebook, YouTube, NBC, CNN, NYT, Twitter, on and on and on. Add to that the lefts total control of education which is now pushing the totally non scientific, non data supported, non-peer reviewed Critical Race Theory garbage into even elementary schools. The American left has now come full circle to be the KKK of the 21st century with it’s recent attempt to repeal the Civil Rights Act in CA. I guess if they succeed in that they’ll celebrate by making a trip to the grave of MLK and taking a piss on it.
folks eat like horses when they goto the ball games also.
Dutch fin·an·cier, Ronald Bernard: Global financial pyramid ............. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIiQuzS7xDQ&t=7s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyNlhuCJPTo&t=4s
Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars https://samisdat.info/books/silent-weapons-for-quiet-wars-1979/1979%20-%20Silent%20Weapons%20for%20Quiet%20Wars.pdf
and doesnt include me neither , 1st
Man, was he absolutely spot on!
He would have triggered Woke's and Conservatives alike !
caused, not triggered
Look how dumb we are we laugh and clap and too dumb to do anything about the problem
Here is the plan the Republicans have in Sept 2020 at 9 30 George knew 15 yrs ago
People hear george ,but they dont (HEAR )george!!!
He would have an absolute field day with Drumpf.
Cause of this honest fellow, I am enlightened. No more mall shopping for me I tell you. God bless your soul for your pure humorous truth... :)
Fat people are disgusting.
QAnon in a nutshell.
"they don't care about them at all, at all" but they are too stupid to notice
or too weak
Now its even better. Its all ruins of buildings or unhabitated condos tower that only serves to inflate the rent prices. And Amazon is now the virtual shopping mall
literally every American needs to hear this.
wow this is powerfull
The King! Always spoke truth to power, perfectly mixing comedy with philosophy. Malls are on their way out these days.....
He would have an 8hr show with all the shit these days.
15 years later.....and this still stands to be true....and gotten worse. Dummy Trumpturds on one end, easily upsettable ultra liberal morons on the other end.....and us sane people are stuck in the middle of it all.
TRYING to get the attention of someone that can help humanity. They are lying to us about solar Geoengineering clouds, the only thing they are controling is our Health, getting us sick for profit. We were fine without their help with putting toxic chemicals. Leave the earth without these Crooks killing us and using this GRANDIOSE lie and you all Believe the great lie. A chemical engineer told me that this is nothing more than Agent orange, this is the same thing they sprayed in Vietnam war. Someone NEEDS to compare the compounds that they sprayed in the Vietnam war. Compare the soot that falls on our cars, what in our blood stream and with what they sprayed in the Vietnam war. They aren't fooling anyone. Engineers told me the above information. Don't believe the Hype. During the spring and summer the geoengineered clouds look like SMOG and a HAZE/DIRT and in the Winter these massive clouds come from behind the mountains and the start at 8 am and the spray throughout the day intermittently. Pay attention behind what appears to be clouds which as I said starts at 8am. They geoengineered clouds are perpetuating these fires that run hotter than a normal fire due to the chemicals and the aluminum that is in these. We NEED TO STOP BILL GATES BECAUSE THESE CLOUDS ALSO ARE MAKING US SICK, CANCER, HEART DISEASE, BLOOD CLOTS, BLOOD DISORDERS, LEUKEMIA, CANCERS, ANXIETY, ALZHEIMER'S, MEMORY LOSS ETC. https://youtu.be/WR6uSXW-8p4 Holy Experience: You missed my point entirely. You will live long enough to see the atrocity of this vaccine that they are trying to give us and eventually enough people will tell the tale of the mass destruction that this vaccine and all the chemicals they put in the clouds and all the junk that they're putting in her food because there's going to be a huge and there's not a better word or bugger word to describe the atrocity that is going to happen to the masses due to this vaccine and how much cancer we're going to start seeing due to this vaccine. I drop the mic and rest my case. You all who have the money better start a lawsuit now. I would have but I lost my wealth in 2005 because I was diagnosed with cancer (Leukemia) and lost everything I owned. My computer is being messed with due to my post becauseI am right on point with what the elite is doing to us due to Bill Gates eugenics project. this is a project of the elite and then you can also look up on YouTube by someone named "anonymous" subject is the Georgia guidestones and the other subject would be the geoengineered clouds. Then look up on YouTube a show called "Vice-killing Cancer". I get biotech engineers in my cab for many years now and they've had the cure for cancer for many years and still they do the barbaric act of giving all of us including kids and babies chemotherapy and radiation which is so toxic when they've got the cure for less than 7 weeks by doing both immune therapy and stem cell therapy. Wake up!!! Your house is on fire🔥. Believe it or not Greta thunberg got that quote from I am sure reading my posts because I've been posting on YouTube video since 2010 about the geoengineered clouds and finally someone had the gumption in them to talk to the UN and funny to me that she ended up using my expression because I'm sure she had been reading my post because I've been trying to wake up people since 2010 after beating cancer naturally by using CBD oil, super green powders from walmart.com (only use the super green powders from walmart.com by Country Farm because that brand has the compounds including mushrooms and cordyceps that help with cancer, I used Black seed oil capsules, Pau D Arco-from Nature's way-this product after a while must be used for 7-15 days as directed the stop for 3,5,7,10 days then repeat as bottle suggests. It was trial and error with me. I also boil a cup of water and add a 1/4 teaspoon of baking soda-without aluminum. If you have other types of cancer you can use cat claw from The Vitamin Shop and use as directed but you can not use cat claw if you have Leukemia because it might make the leukemia worse but I used Pau d Arco and it worked. I also used tumeric. I used vitamin C Nature's made brand and cranberry pills by Nature's bounty and last but not least chaga mushrooms by Nature's way. Even though the super greens that I took has chaga mushrooms taking an added chaga mushrooms only by this brand works. I've learned with trial and error. Disclosure you must check with your doctor before taking anything period This is not FDA approved. This is not meant to cure anyone from anything. I am not a doctor and do not profess to be one. Watch on YouTube: Bill Gate's Eugenics project And the video: "Anonymous- geoengineered clouds" this is part of getting us sick and the Elite profiting of of us. Look up "Anonymous- that Georgia guidestones. These Elite have the audacity to brag on these stones that they paid a lot of money for to kill us and get rid of us meanwhile making tons of profit.. Bill Gates and the elite are part of that program. Forget about who they say paid for these stones, I believe it's Bill Gates and the elite. Then look at the video of "Vice-killing cancer" they get rid of a man stage four brain cancer by immune therapy and scientists that I talk to and biologists tell me that they can get rid of most cancers within 7 weeks by immune therapy and also stem cell therapy, meanwhile they still use chemotherapy and radiation to our loved ones including children and this is barbaric and should be against the law. the biotech engineers told me that the only reason why they're still using chemotherapy and radiation is because of the profit they're making with chemotherapy and radiation and people should be in prison behind this. We've been giving money for cancer research and all they've done is found out what causes cancer and they're putting it in the air we breathe with these geoengineered clouds and in our water in our food period our fruits and vegetables have carcinogens in them with these chemicals that they're using and they're saying it's to keep the bugs away from our fruits and vegetables and yet their carcinogens that give us cancer. I am putting my life on the line but I am 62 years old and I fought cancer naturally and these Crooks will not shut me up because I feel sorry for the young people that are getting vaccinated and they are giving us the illnesses that we're suffering from by all these things that I've mentioned above and vaccines. The americanfrontlinedoctors.com the people that publish the autism magazine, Dr Bartlett MD from Texas, Dr Buttar, Dr Shiva need to be used in a lawsuit against these Crooks. They are ALL incarcerated without bars WITH THIS VIRUS, WITH OUR RENTS AND MORTGAGES BECAUSE THEY'RE SO HIGH PERIOD THIS IS ALL A FORM OF CONTROL PEOPLE AND WE MUST FIGHT AGAINST THE ELITE THAT ARE UNDOING LAWS THAT WE HAVE PASSED TO HELP US WITH LESS TAXES, ETC. They have Syrian and Latino children incarcerated right now and this must stop. They are trying to VACCINATE us all to make us sick and this vaccine is the MARK OF THE BEAST and We Believers must push the devil's plan back. We must not be sleeping and we are. Wake up and start a lawsuit against this VACCINATIONS for profit and give us illnesses, they are suppressing this information. Vice- Killing Cancer: https://youtu.be/FlK-PeCfezM Prophecy and the times we are in right now: Wake up! Start a Revival in parks, churches and homes! https://youtu.be/dieIRnTFwcM
This man was a genius! Told it as it is and this is relevant today September, 2020....
This may as well have been a Ted Talk. Notice how few laughs there are. Everyone acknowledged how true this is with their reactions, and of course Carlin brings the comedy, but goddamn if this shit isn't just depressing so many years after the special ran.
Right on the nail...
This guy is so cool and very much right on point 🇺🇸🌈✨⚖️☕️
was geroge carlin low key anarcist?
He's the most politically incorrect comedian i've ever seen. A breed which is sadly extinct.
Love this guy🙂.
Geezus. I see and agree with most of this but wish it was wrong
It's a documentary
THIS WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY. But we heard it Now.
Poor George. He was actually funny for about a year or two in the early 1970's but turned into a bitter old man when he found out he was politically irrelevant.
Democracy: the oppression of smart people by the dumb masses (or dumb asses).
"Politicians traditionally have hidden behind 3 things: the flag, the bible..." I know this 👆🏿could also have been from a random guy 20 years ago but George Carlin made such accurate statements as on the assembly line. Became a fan after his passing, glad there's enough to watch on www
"George Carlin Official YouTube Channel" is it official though?
reading the comments in 2020 is a great way to spot the morons who think George would have been in lockstep with them politically he'd be too busy laughing at you
here's what would happen: -he'd tell you that Trump is what we deserve -he'd tell you Joe Biden is a brain dead husk being used by corporations -he'd agree with the underlying message of BLM while also pointing out the insanity of mob violence -he'd get cancelled by Twitter -we'd never hear from him again
This the new Declaration of Independence right here.
if a non American said this he would be dead
If you dont make them laugh while tell them the truth, they may end up killing you. Truth tellers seem to be very funny.😊
Cars definitely got bigger to accomodate Americans who have been getting wider. Yes.
Fucking genius. More right now than ever.
Some people would call Carlin a traitor. Carlin was a traitor................to the American establishment.
Who's watching this before the 2020 election?
Rip George. You would've had a hay day with this bullshit year.
I AM ABOUT 25 YEAR IN usa,,, NEVER FUCK UNDERSTAND HOW THIS FUCK FATTTTTTTTTT UGLY ASSSESSSSS LIVE , HOW THYE TAKE SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????
TRUMP 2020 FUCK PERVERT JOE
I START VOTING... WHEN FUCKER CLOWN OBDUMBO TOOK OFFICE
GOP TOOK A BIG SHIT ON MIDDLE CLASS AMERICA !!!
Joni Mitchell is singing in my head: "Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. They paved Paradise, put up a parking lot." We've done SO MUCH to ruin our ecology, and years ago we were MANY TIMES more destructive, but today, we KNOW what we're doing, and we keep doing it anyway without a single viable excuse! Tongue-in-cheek fantasy. FFS, don't take this seriously! (You know someone will): Here's one thing we can do - We can do an Earth flush, the first of several. We can develop the technology to flush the US (my country) into outer space, maybe make it a second moon. We tell only the liberal politicians two years ahead of time so they get enough time to sound a clear warning the people of the US, ALL people of the US, that the Earth Flush is going to happen. Show everyone the same data, as long as the warning first comes from the liberals, by maybe a few days or weeks, enough time to get the hoax conspiracy going. Then after everyone who wants to flee the nation does so, blast off! Bye bye polluters, climate change deniers, COVID deniers, cleaner energy opponents (that's still a tough one), people who drive SUV's the size of school buses to work, probably 2/3 of the world's handguns, and 90% of the world's bug zappers! If it works, we can take it on the road to any particularly destructive country! Canada, if you just let us remaining American liberals in, we'll quit polluting your air forever! Most of us are vegans, so we won't overfish your waters or overhunt your game. We'll find an eco-friendly way to make our homes out of your vast hemp crops! Hey Mexico, no more border wars with drug cartels or with ICE. Liberals love our weed, and we'd buy it locally, boosting your economy. (Could make el Ciudad a little smokier though.) Liberals are also disproportionately academics, and I bet there would be a lot more qualified people to help study and preserve all those ancient ruins! But then maybe sending so much of Mother Nature's handiwork into orbit could also have its ecological consequences. If we rendered the current so-called American Conservative (Conservativum gullibilisticus trumpii - gen, sp, ssp) an endangered species, we'd make them a privileged class. Never mind.
Ever compare current events to the 2006 film Idiocracy?
True comedy is when the comedian actually takes a jab at power structures and heirarchies. Carlin was something well sadly never see again. Too inteligent for modernity.
Some funny slam poetry
THE AMERICAN DREAM, YOU HAVE TO BE ASLEEP TO BELIEVE IT... OMGOODNESS VERY POWERFUL.. THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING IN THIS WORLD, 1ST JOHN 5:19.. I LOVE THIS GUY.. THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE AMEN⚘🕊PEACE&LOVE🕊
I wish George would rise up from the dead to do a special 2020 edition
Just pretend he was now then everything he said in 2005 is still true without him saying trump cult
...Joe Rogan couldn't wipe this guy's ass...
I'm going on a diet :-)
Oh don't you worry, education is going to get better. I will make it better.
Aside from all that George points out on this video ; another reality is that people from all walks of life once they get here and become part of the system they CHANGE and as they prosper they become greedy;selfish and wicked with each other.Hell they wont even let you get a job without knowing someone on the inside. Private and government jobs have become prostituted by offering bonuses to heads of Department for doing the most work with the least personnel and while holding back on new hires they get a bonus for it and YET! there is thousands of jobs vacant because of it! So its a vicious circle. And this is all being done by those who started the same as us but got in quickly.They started to lock and control the gate so they now know power! Sick people! Thats your new arrivals! You see faces but can see what lurks in their hearts! WE are doomed!
My thoughts exactly. There is nothing visually appealing about America. Same replica buildings, corporate logos, fast foods everywhere you look. All of it just screams fat and stupid. Used to be a beautiful land, but now it's designed solely for the purpose of consumerism and workforce slavery lifestyle. You gotta be an idiot to love this place and think that this kind of life is just "normal." I've been to many places, but here nothing feels alive, and there's a negative vibe that seems to overshadow this nation. If you look at 3rd world countries everything is so simple, there's no infrastructure, but the people seem so much happier and less worried. Living in huge cities and having rushed lifestyles can never be healthy, I believe humans were always meant to be close to nature, the more we get caught up in the rat race the more we lose ourselves and forget our meaning in life.
@Nick Haberkorn urban lifestyle is still inherently toxic
Imagine all the sex we'd have running around naked in our small close community of hominids lol
Agreed..... It's sickening. I live in the country. Grew up here. But now, sub-division after sub-division is encroaching my area. I've lived here for 58 years. But they move to the country, THEN aren't happy cause there aren't any stores and so, here come the fucking stores, gas stations, fast food . My once peaceful community of nature, is now quickly become a nightmare.
I get exactly what you're saying and I'll never live in a large urban area, but when I think of America I try to picture the awesome national parks we have.
What makes it funny is the accuracy how true it is.
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