Max Payne - Nostalgia Critic

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    It made an awesome game, but the film version brought on a different kind of pain. Nostalgia Critic checks out Max Payne.

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    Max Payne is a 2008 neo-noir action thriller film based on the video game series of the same name developed by Remedy Entertainment and published by Rockstar Games. It was written by Beau Thorne and directed by John Moore. The film stars Mark Wahlberg in the title role as Max Payne, Mila Kunis as Mona Sax, Ludacris as Jim Bravura, and Beau Bridges as BB Hensley.
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Channel Awesome
Channel Awesome

New year. New season. New studio. NEW WALL COLOR?!?!??!? Vote in the comments what wall color we should have, White or the current wall color Grey.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Jac Conte
Jac Conte

Nostalgia Critic? Would you want to review Dora and Lost City of Gold? https://youtu.be/gUTtJjV852c

Πριν 2 μήνες
Da_ Gudz
Da_ Gudz

I vote vanta black it’s the darkest dark their is (But actually grey)

Πριν 5 μήνες
Matthew Clemence
Matthew Clemence

Grey, it makes you stand out more.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Acegamer 1337
Acegamer 1337

Grey

Πριν 5 μήνες
Piggiswinks
Piggiswinks

The drug free America bit 😂🤣👍

Πριν ημέρα
Hunter Webster
Hunter Webster

This movie's so boring I forgot about this review.

Πριν 3 ημέρες
Daniel Codd
Daniel Codd

PG-13 means we don't get to see Olga in the nip. Which is always disappointing. So that was already a black mark going in.

Πριν 5 ημέρες
Menhera Chan
Menhera Chan

This is clearly the Black Magic of Ohio weather.

Πριν 6 ημέρες
Record Fusionist
Record Fusionist

Is somebody gonna go help Malcome XD

Πριν 8 ημέρες
random guy
random guy

Mila Kunis does look SMOKING hot in black leather, so does Mila Jovavich for that matter....... Does "Mila" translate as "petite sexy woman" in whatever language its from? Which is Ukrainian apparently .....Thank you Ukraine , between giving the world those two and a singer named Tina Karol (Who's music i've never heard,but she looks like Aphrodite herself), i can overlook the whole Chernobyl thing

Πριν 8 ημέρες
random guy
random guy

The weather is perfectly in line with a typical Oregon winter

Πριν 8 ημέρες
TheSmashMaster9000
TheSmashMaster9000

9:05 To be fair, I've seen weather go from light sprinkle to sunny skies to raging storm in 10 minutes flat. Mother Nature is an indecisive bitch.

Πριν 8 ημέρες
The Eagle
The Eagle

You know, I actually like this movie 😂 very fun and guilty pleasure

Πριν 9 ημέρες
Cross
Cross

In less than an week, it went from rain to snow four times. You call that weird, I call that Pennsylvania.

Πριν 10 ημέρες
Jovany Raya
Jovany Raya

7:10 what is the song name? Please tell me it's so catchy

Πριν 10 ημέρες
Valiant Videos
Valiant Videos

I REALLY hate your douchy voice and childish fagget quims. Youre like the real life pinky from pinky and then brain. Fuckin idiot.

Πριν 11 ημέρες
Emily Lynn
Emily Lynn

Oh, it's a movie about RLYoshi's portrayal of Pheonix Wright's Winston.

Πριν 14 ημέρες
Kanati
Kanati

Unfortunately, every villain in this movie has a terrible case of stormtrooper shooting syndrome.

Πριν 18 ημέρες
Samuel Barber
Samuel Barber

8:06 hey it's Harvey Bullock, looks like his old partner was Jim Gordon.

Πριν 20 ημέρες
letsalllovemtl
letsalllovemtl

Your head has a land line? anyhows, great grey walls and stuff

Πριν 22 ημέρες
Navy Rajyn
Navy Rajyn

9:52 the second she slapped him, the video went to commercial.

Πριν 23 ημέρες
Shawn Noyes
Shawn Noyes

So... the Baby sign on the door, I actually know two separate people that named the dog "DeeOhGee" or "D-O-G"!! -Shawn

Πριν 25 ημέρες
Kevin Treanor
Kevin Treanor

anyone else notice in the beginning the tape on the exit sign keeps doesn't stay on the same level?

Πριν 25 ημέρες
Life With the Moaks
Life With the Moaks

"In one week, it went from snow to raining FOUR TIMES???" Welcome to Louisiana.

Πριν 25 ημέρες
Life With the Moaks
Life With the Moaks

(I understand it doesn't snow often in Louisiana, but the weather is so unpredictable, it might as well.)

Πριν 25 ημέρες
Aurlito Buendia
Aurlito Buendia

I am seven and what this be.

Πριν 26 ημέρες
dndhat
dndhat

All these jokes about the inconsistent weather... and every time I just think, "I guess they set film in Ontario" snow/rain/snow/rain-that-freezes-on contact/snow-that-melts-as-it-falls/rain/snow... yeah we call that april

Πριν 29 ημέρες
DeeC BlackSheep
DeeC BlackSheep

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏 do Major Pain

Πριν μήνα
DONALDSON51
DONALDSON51

Awful film. PG 13 and little action considering how much the game had

Πριν μήνα
Brett Johnson
Brett Johnson

17:37 clearly you’ve never been to the uk...

Πριν μήνα
Comm ___
Comm ___

23:50 Earrape warning, turn down your volume

Πριν μήνα
Hajger89
Hajger89

The loading was perfectly timed.

Πριν μήνα
Ross DiamondThief
Ross DiamondThief

Max Payne’s NYC weathers on par with Pennsylvania’s weather. One minute is a cold snowy winter day the following minute is a rainy warm summer day.

Πριν μήνα
vrmkk
vrmkk

Sonic the demonichog. Pls

Πριν μήνα
MovieJunkie ForLife
MovieJunkie ForLife

As a huge fan of the game, this movie offends me on every level. Mark fucking Whalberg 😡😡😡

Πριν μήνα
Rabano Doom
Rabano Doom

...why *do* you have such a big studio?

Πριν μήνα
Thomas
Thomas

7:48 is this cardboard?

Πριν μήνα
dodgeworld l
dodgeworld l

Question.. Was the satanist guy THAT big of a deal in the game? I know he was distributing the Valkyr, but in this movie it's like hes the main antagonist. I only remember him being a pretty cool boss fight before a pretty fucked up drug trip.

Πριν μήνα
Leonardo Crocetta
Leonardo Crocetta

That's a true italian Bialetti coffee boiler! Hello from Italy. :)

Πριν μήνα
WingerB17
WingerB17

In one week it went from snow to rain four times??? *Lives in Minnesota* ...Yeah?.....

Πριν μήνα
Pie Pie
Pie Pie

Major Payne was really a good movie.

Πριν μήνα
Jolene Harrison
Jolene Harrison

This movie was a Payne to watch

Πριν μήνα
Nightmare Gaming
Nightmare Gaming

I dare you to review “The Dirt”!

Πριν μήνα
WH250398
WH250398

Noone involved studied the game. They just took some character names, and made their own shitty thing. Oh and they maaaybe watched a few minutes of the game for the snow in the movie.

Πριν μήνα
Dont Talk To Me
Dont Talk To Me

@13:30 That is Jamie Hector & his scar is real, i think you haven't watched The Wire on HBO before.

Πριν μήνα
JakNekon
JakNekon

Their guns aren't set to "hit behind him", it's just that special bullet attracting glass they use in movie office buildings

Πριν μήνα
xxvenumusxx
xxvenumusxx

White

Πριν μήνα
Pinku Mawile
Pinku Mawile

So... You'll do an episode for Major Payne, right?

Πριν 2 μήνες
Liz O'Donnell
Liz O'Donnell

Easily the best integration of a Simpsons joke I’ve ever seen. Touché.

Πριν 2 μήνες
Gercho-San Andrade
Gercho-San Andrade

Oh... It was Mark Walberg, now it all make sense, my brain may have erased that trying to forget this movie... By the way another stupid movie on Donal Louge repertoire, thanks God for Gotham.

Πριν 2 μήνες
Simple-Commentator-not-really
Simple-Commentator-not-really

Instead of 'Voice' at the beginning, he should have called that 'voice in me head'. Would have been a funny reference to Borderlands 2

Πριν 2 μήνες
Deadly Sin
Deadly Sin

I liked the Max Payne pillow

Πριν 2 μήνες
Bryan Barry
Bryan Barry

No way this review came out 3 months ago. Seems like I watched this so long ago

Πριν 2 μήνες
Marie P
Marie P

am i the only one that is nostalgic for the nostalgic critic wall

Πριν 2 μήνες
Phenic Fox
Phenic Fox

"or there in Michigan.....somehow?"

Πριν 2 μήνες
Naket Jam
Naket Jam

Niksi Pirkka rules the Earth!

Πριν 2 μήνες
Christopher Rajecki
Christopher Rajecki

Nostalgia Critic should copy right the pause and hand rise

Πριν 2 μήνες
The Kill
The Kill

I stopped watching your videos years ago because I thought they were ehh boring. This review brought me back! good job :)

Πριν 2 μήνες
Robo Bear
Robo Bear

Maybe this movie takes place in Utah, that would explain the weather

Πριν 2 μήνες
kris blunden
kris blunden

Major Payne review please

Πριν 2 μήνες
Jo Emmert
Jo Emmert

I like gray!

Πριν 2 μήνες
boldbearings
boldbearings

lmao that drug-free ad

Πριν 2 μήνες
Vinícius Ferreira
Vinícius Ferreira

10:45 "Did Storm get drunk and decide to anal fist mother Nature?" DEAD

Πριν 2 μήνες
Kalidenza
Kalidenza

A good movie, if you mute it (Except the Tattoo Artist) and think of it as a Movie Art Painting.

Πριν 2 μήνες
Jolfer 13
Jolfer 13

I loved the first game but the movie was pretty shitty. That part in the game where u are in pitch black room and all u hear is baby crying is pretty freaky

Πριν 2 μήνες
Dr Thuganomics
Dr Thuganomics

24:01 this scream is from what cartoon ' I LISTEN THIS EVERYWHERE BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER!

Πριν 2 μήνες
Damn Cam
Damn Cam

I actually thought Mark Wahlberg was Mat Damon all the way until he said it was him! 😂

Πριν 3 μήνες
Adam Lennard
Adam Lennard

Tamara’s death stare got me very hot and bothered.

Πριν 3 μήνες
FairysHuff
FairysHuff

Mauve

Πριν 3 μήνες
Mega Wave Anime
Mega Wave Anime

Interestingly the sound effects for Indiana Jones’ punches were made by hitting leather jackets against fire trucks :)

Πριν 3 μήνες
Jason Case
Jason Case

Mark Wahlberg most likely knew Hollywood was making a cash grab unfaithful video game movie so he decided to not give a great performance. What a freakin embarrassment it's freakin PG13 it should be Rated R, and even worse showing what a great movie this could have been if had a high amount of action for most of the movie instead of only the climax, also no freakin 1 liners how very dumb changing the character for no freakin valid reason it's Hollywood not giving a damn and making 0 damn effort to make a faithful video game movie.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Jason Case
Jason Case

As usual Hollywood has what could be a great movie a movie based on a video game, and decides to show no damn respect for the source material with a cash grab unfaithful adaptation which describes most all feature movies based on video games that are made by Hollywood.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Homayoun Abbas
Homayoun Abbas

My reaction about this movie 'Max Payne classic face'

Πριν 3 μήνες
Julian Faranda
Julian Faranda

Homayoun Abbas Ernest: eeeeeeewwwwwww

Πριν 12 ώρες
Aaron N
Aaron N

Critic didn't notice the sudden change from cloudy and snow to sunlight at the end; not to mention the instant accumulation of snow on Max's gun at 25:00.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Evan Bohn
Evan Bohn

There is only one reason to watch this "ecks vs sever" grade pile of toxic animal waste and that is Olga Kurylenko's excruciatingly brief and offensively under-sexualised cameo. Also paint the wall green for green-screen purposes

Πριν 3 μήνες
tthomaselli2
tthomaselli2

I've been waiting for The Nostalgia Critic to R.I.P. this game-to-movie abomination a new one for almost 10 years. Thank you!...

Πριν 3 μήνες
Listener Canon
Listener Canon

3 came out after this one...

Πριν 3 μήνες
Stanislav Zaverukha
Stanislav Zaverukha

That hat is dumb

Πριν 3 μήνες
John Glodic
John Glodic

That slap was so hard, it immediately knocked me to commercial!

Πριν 3 μήνες
Enigmatic being
Enigmatic being

As a Gotham fan I'm disappointed that critic didn't make a Gotham joke

Πριν 3 μήνες
Frank Jager
Frank Jager

(never saw the movie) the part where Donal Logue started going off on his old partner made me think of Jim Gordon actually. Wouldn't be a bad episode of Gothem *Update* oh..... Nevermind, he's dead. Back to you, critic

Πριν 3 μήνες
Enigmatic being
Enigmatic being

Ayyyy a fellow Gotham fan

Πριν 3 μήνες
Armando Loaeza
Armando Loaeza

If it makes you feel better about the disappointment of the film, just pretend it's not a live action adaption of a video game and that the movie is just an idea that Hollywood came up with.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Jason Case
Jason Case

No because that would be giving Hollywood a pass for this embarrassment of a unfaithful adaptation of a video game that is easy to adapt.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Desmond DU PREE
Desmond DU PREE

C'mon... They just try a B-movie to cover the genius of Max Payne and Mona Sax (those names never slipped your mind, like Dick Justice in Max Payne 2 or Vladimir Lynn)? Yes, I was a little swept off my socks why they did not went more thorough through the relationship between Mona and Max in the movie; but hey, we should have our imagination. Max Payne 3 was (to me) a disappointment.

Πριν 3 μήνες
The Flickster
The Flickster

NC: It Snows and Rains 4 times in one week. Me: Welcome to Michigan

Πριν 3 μήνες
Smoothy315
Smoothy315

I'd never heard of the games before I bought this movie. I remember buying it on DVD years ago because I like Mark Wahlberg and it looked like a fun movie kind of like Underworld. It took me 3 tries of watching it and I could never stay awake. I still haven't finished the whole movie to this day it was so boring.

Πριν 3 μήνες
KONO DIO DA!!
KONO DIO DA!!

You just had to do it didn't you 😂 8:40

Πριν 3 μήνες
Da Kat
Da Kat

When you say something so bad even the voice you've been arguing with in your head disconnects

Πριν 3 μήνες
RhythmGrizz
RhythmGrizz

Gray

Πριν 3 μήνες
Davis Phillips
Davis Phillips

I love that Tarzan yodel part.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Dino king s Studios
Dino king s Studios

Best nostalgia critic episode

Πριν 3 μήνες
AbareKillerFan 2002
AbareKillerFan 2002

This is the first episode of the New Location Era (2019 - ???)

Πριν 3 μήνες
Jacob Ryan
Jacob Ryan

Red walls and that Red Tie would be intriguing. Damon Wayans would have been interesting as Max Payne. But OMAA Mark Wahlberg screaming, even when you replaced his screams with cartoons ones--Adorable! :D

Πριν 3 μήνες
Rolyn Georges
Rolyn Georges

If y'all wanna hear the Tarzan yell from them black and white movies go to Time Stamp 24:02

Πριν 3 μήνες
James Collins
James Collins

Grey, I’m drunk.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Charles Swenson
Charles Swenson

Tamara is way hot in this review

Πριν 3 μήνες
Charles Swenson
Charles Swenson

That's a duck man

Πριν 3 μήνες
D.G. Echo
D.G. Echo

6:38 Phwathefuck

Πριν 3 μήνες
Loco 04
Loco 04

0:08 When Eugene reached in the bag and you were about to run but it's too late

Πριν 3 μήνες
Cosmic Jaden
Cosmic Jaden

11:55 no lie that should be a drug psa

Πριν 3 μήνες
Athene Dehart
Athene Dehart

I like the wall grey

Πριν 3 μήνες
Kirito Kazuto
Kirito Kazuto

Tbh i liked the movie, i have absolutely no Idea why but i do

Πριν 3 μήνες
Sandra Bradley
Sandra Bradley

I do agree on this one too the game had so much to offer its doom all over again 😳😣😣

Πριν 3 μήνες
PasDeChat
PasDeChat

If the wall is grey, it could make the whites and the blacks pop. Some artist palette and papers are gray instead of white for this reason (for more accurate color).

Πριν 3 μήνες
Cool girl 123
Cool girl 123

Watch John Wick those movies are great.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Heaven's Awakened Angel
Heaven's Awakened Angel

That Tom scream actually goes well 😂

Πριν 4 μήνες

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