Mike Pence Tries To Make Space Force Sound Less Dumb

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    Vice President Mike Pence successfully gave a serious speech about Space Force while keeping a straight face.
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Robert Jackson
Robert Jackson

A wall on the moon !

Πριν 6 ώρες
Robert Jackson
Robert Jackson

George jetson one way ticket for pence and trump. Will volunteer to send bill Cosby a space force Brigg. Pence trump sessions McConnell Hinkle a Vulcan mind meld with Hannity and rush... 7/24 fox reruns past three years with trump tweets at every meal MRE's

Πριν 6 ώρες
Rodolfo Ayala
Rodolfo Ayala

Take the 5.6 billion from Space Force to fund the beautiful gold plated wall. Remember to ask Pence for permission. Good luck.🤣🤣🤣.

Πριν 12 ώρες
Laura Parks
Laura Parks

put Don and Mike in charge and make it their Shutter Island

Πριν 2 ημέρες
Jonathan Buchanan
Jonathan Buchanan

I doubt Trump and Pence realize we already have a “space force”? We actually do, not NASA.... but the Air Force already has a space command division that handles space.... seriously

Πριν 3 ημέρες
Marc Graber
Marc Graber

I think the only goal for trump is to build himself „the space force one“

Πριν 3 ημέρες
Donald Petkus
Donald Petkus

I wonder which Trump cronies are going to get the contracts for the Space Patrol and the greatest, most beautiful wall since East Germany.

Πριν 4 ημέρες
stainlesssteelfox1
stainlesssteelfox1

NASA is a civillian agency, and therefore can not be any kind of space force. However, the U.S Airforce already has Space Command, Operatoing out of Peterson AFB, which to be honest sounds pretty badass. The US doesn't need to split it off to make a separate branch of the military. They also have a much better insignia than any of the 'drawn by 5 year olds' ones that Trump produced. Also, it sounds like they want to create a force of soldiers to operate in space, actual Space Marines. This has two problems. First, they have no vehicle to get them to space and second, there isn't anything for them to do up there, except invade the International Space Station. Also, also, the dawn of a new millenium was almost 20 years ago, though it dpesn't surprise me that it's taken Trump 20 years to notice.

Πριν 7 ημέρες
gary lazo
gary lazo

the only stupid is you ,we need young minds to think of our universe and to start developing new energy A space force is an encouragement to do that ,but I guess your to stupid to think like that because your a traitor

Πριν 8 ημέρες
MyShotPotter
MyShotPotter

Dear. God.

Πριν 8 ημέρες
name change
name change

The last time we made a national effort to invest in aerospace technology (NASA) we got Tang AND velcro...and also the opportunity to survive the Suns impending transformation into a red dwarf, and engulf the Earth in a lake of fire... DARE TO BE STUPID its just physics man... Even Stevens > Colbert ~ MarWin 😉

Πριν 14 ημέρες
Charles Hubbard
Charles Hubbard

Somebody tell Trump that Russia is working on it right now. Let's see if he believes it .😀😀

Πριν 15 ημέρες
Sophini 88
Sophini 88

Wanted them to say, "Really small hands for a man, a really dumb idea for mankind" ...

Πριν 16 ημέρες
the jackabyte
the jackabyte

holy crap!!! i thought Pence was a voice of reason in the mad-house that is the white house.

Πριν 17 ημέρες
dian kreczmer
dian kreczmer

Trump is such a child Go to sleep, mommy will be here when you wake up and we will go up in space together🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Πριν 17 ημέρες
Amy's calling
Amy's calling

"Please wait until NASA finds life before you try to kill it"

Πριν 19 ημέρες
Lyle Meckem
Lyle Meckem

We have to kick Pence out of Washington along with Trump. Pence, in a very different way, is far worse than Trump!!!

Πριν 21 ημέρα
BLUE MOXIE
BLUE MOXIE

This is not even funny....

Πριν 21 ημέρα
russell campbell
russell campbell

Ready to unlock the mysteries of space!!! I want to unlock the mysteries of how such dopey shit is being peddled as policy.

Πριν 23 ημέρες
HighMojo
HighMojo

The Soviets were duped into bankrupting themselves and ultimately fragmenting because of Reagan's SDI bluff, but this time the Russians are having none of it. You know it's dumb if neither the Russians nor the Chinese are falling for it.

Πριν 24 ημέρες
Neptune Solo
Neptune Solo

Why the piano guy makes wiered laugh noises

Πριν 24 ημέρες
Luis Aguilar
Luis Aguilar

Rocket man. So good!!!

Πριν 27 ημέρες
Suhani Kumar
Suhani Kumar

Nice Hinduism reference

Πριν 29 ημέρες
soroush khoni
soroush khoni

it seems Trump is a fan of COD infinite warfare boo boo

Πριν 29 ημέρες
Veeg Orten
Veeg Orten

why does nobody realize the danger of space debris? Are people really not looking into this at all? The Space Force wouldn't be created for war. (And yes, if true... That would be stupid) But it's not. Space debris is a very big problem for satellites & space stations that allow and make this little thing called ummm... "THE INTERNET" and "PHONE SERVICE" possible. There are over 50,000 pieces of space debris we could detect. And an estimate of 100,000 pieces that we cannot detect. At any moment, one of those crucial satellites could be destroyed within seconds. This is what the space force is for. They'd go in and capture as much space debris as possible. If we let this continue without any fixing... We could eventually end up never able to leave earth because there's too much debris covering the entire planet. We'd be in a space prison... Never able to travel to other places in case earth is destroyed... Which is inevitable. So... yeah. Space Force... Not too stupid now is it?

Πριν μήνα
Kenshi9000
Kenshi9000

Yeah. Fuck NASA. They can't handle space. Or the other observatories stationed around the globe. We need a space force! It's suuuuuuuuuuuuuper necessary! *face-desk*

Πριν 29 ημέρες
Clown Baby
Clown Baby

The Space Force is not Donald Trump's idea, it's already happened it just isn't officially public yet. They were talking about this since at least 2004, even Bush himself talked about it. Trump just needs anything to distract the public from his 17 investigations.

Πριν μήνα
Tucker Bowen
Tucker Bowen

"Space Force" sounds like the name of a movie that Dr. Forrester would make Joel and the 'Bots watch

Πριν μήνα
DJ Florek
DJ Florek

Palin to head up space force as supreme commander... Pew Pew

Πριν μήνα
AwkwrdPrtMskrt
AwkwrdPrtMskrt

I think I know who XLV should hire as Space Force soldiers. The Republican Space Rangers from GTA!

Πριν μήνα
Petyr Kowalski
Petyr Kowalski

More like Space-farce.

Πριν μήνα
Herman Huerta
Herman Huerta

The mental masturbating is just overwhelming.

Πριν μήνα
OwnW97
OwnW97

Space force will be needed sorry guys....

Πριν 2 μήνες
Andrew Figueroa
Andrew Figueroa

To The black musician who constantly has to be the live laugh track...... please remove his Microphone asap!!!

Πριν 2 μήνες
Hunter Owe
Hunter Owe

i have to say. with David letterman's departure, as well as Carson. and others we have been subject to a group of no class no talent raving idiots ! you never say j leno or letterman or Carson ever call the president of the United States a four letter word! and worse. or use the first 35 minutes of your show to trash trump 5 days a week! its very clear Stephen c. has a anger issue that beyond norm. to the point he's mental. i and others are no watching for this reason . i didn't vote or like things about Obama. my health ins went front 240 a month to 998.00. oh what was it he said nothing will change? but as a American i respect his position as the president! bottom line bring back some classes in late night tv. please!!

Πριν 2 μήνες
Chewar Siwaily
Chewar Siwaily

Spaceforce is actually not a bad idea.

Πριν 2 μήνες
Yamaha Rider J
Yamaha Rider J

people who come up with the idea of armed space forces need to be shot and killed keep safe gun free unless with find aliens we need to defend us from other then that keep guns and shit out of space gun nuts can stay on earth when people leave earth

Πριν 2 μήνες
Charles Pedersen
Charles Pedersen

Why does everybody think that a space force is a bad idea?

Πριν 2 μήνες
geoff dearth
geoff dearth

The USAF had the X15 60 years ago.

Πριν 2 μήνες
wales2k
wales2k

I don’t give a shit about what Stephen says. I want the Space Force to happen because I wanna become a space marine! I mean, who wouldn’t?

Πριν 2 μήνες
Jimmy The Greek
Jimmy The Greek

Indiana in not very proud of Mike Pence.

Πριν 2 μήνες
Akshath Manikandan
Akshath Manikandan

4.15... he knows about great Hindu gods... wow!

Πριν 2 μήνες
D A Harvey
D A Harvey

ok the space force logo on the bottom left is just the no mans sky logo one of them is nasa's logo the bottom middle one is an old republic symbol from star wars, how uninventive is trump exactly

Πριν 2 μήνες
Juliet Obrado
Juliet Obrado

think of it ,but not too hard,becoz its stupid!😂😂😂 made my day💯

Πριν 2 μήνες
Vasco Apolonio
Vasco Apolonio

Im laughing my pants off... again... I hope Drumb fulfills this promise.

Πριν 2 μήνες
Tee Dee
Tee Dee

The Republicans new motto: “ think about it-but not too much because it’s stupid “

Πριν 3 μήνες
Nicholas Roi
Nicholas Roi

dumbass lol

Πριν 3 μήνες
nursemedic17
nursemedic17

Does anyone else wish for Martians to come put us out of our misery???

Πριν 3 μήνες
blue dale
blue dale

Stupid greedy Americans cant give clean drinking warter to the people of Flint but they want to take control of Space

Πριν 3 μήνες
8alot4t
8alot4t

Trump discovered this idiocy one night when he was idly wondering what nonsense to freak the world out with the next morning. It then occurred to him just how much empty space there was inside his skull, and the idea of Space Force was born.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Real Horrorshow
Real Horrorshow

I imagine it playing out in Trump's head something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7GFU5ncKhU (Yes, that is Brian May. No, I don't think he'd like us to bring it up.)

Πριν 3 μήνες
Vy Tran
Vy Tran

Can we get those insignias made into shirts so voters can wear during the 2020 election?

Πριν 3 μήνες
Ind Pol Com
Ind Pol Com

1:00 - 1:24 Trump at his dumbest ever !!!

Πριν 3 μήνες
that1otherguy93
that1otherguy93

Youtube mike pence halo theme . you're welcome

Πριν 3 μήνες
toscodav
toscodav

The military has been involved with space since the beginning. National defense is what drove the space program to begin with. Colbert and his idiot followers should maybe do some research before they talk out their assholes.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Philolaus Sith66
Philolaus Sith66

Hey, what would the world be doing if it wasn't bombing druggies? The economy is based on it.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Jason Carter
Jason Carter

Omg is he still the president?

Πριν 3 μήνες
Nikil Kumar
Nikil Kumar

just saying, even Vishnu has only 2 hands (unless you count his several "incarnations")

Πριν 3 μήνες
Paul Schrecengost
Paul Schrecengost

Space the empty area between his ears.Whats next a wall in space to keep the Mexican space force out?

Πριν 3 μήνες
Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

0:25 Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace forrrrrrrrrrrrce

Πριν 3 μήνες
Narisa L.
Narisa L.

speaking of which mike pence kinda looks like buzz lightyear without his space helmet on

Πριν 3 μήνες
William Ridge
William Ridge

Space Forcein about 20ot 30 year, when the technology catches with us . Not now, just because some imbacile watched some old Star wars movie. Wait at least until trump is dead and it his his grave, were he hurt anyone.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Tim Van Lerberg
Tim Van Lerberg

“Just because it came out of trumps mouth doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea”. -Neil deGrasse Tyson

Πριν 3 μήνες
Edward Harshaw
Edward Harshaw

I just LOVE how the FULLY DELUSIONAL dems/leftists/ liberals, those FULL BLOWN IDIOTS keep losing. What a bunch of babies still throwing their tantrums, PATHETIC

Πριν 4 μήνες
Paul Schrecengost
Paul Schrecengost

Funny Ed Pathetic is the word your woman used to describe you in the bedroom.🖕Lol

Πριν 3 μήνες
jziec
jziec

Wow, still farting out this unfunny crap.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Peter Spalding
Peter Spalding

Even by TrumpWorld©️standards, this is a really terrible idea: the militarisation of space. You go, Agent Orange, you witless moron.

Πριν 4 μήνες
PureUnwindASMR
PureUnwindASMR

The question is : IS Pence Gay? Nothing otherwise could make sense

Πριν 4 μήνες
Henry Solstice
Henry Solstice

Space Force is a great idea. I worked in the USAF satellite field. I don't expect lesser people to understand. This is why I voted for Trump.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Tom Tim
Tom Tim

I know where you live..........

Πριν 3 μήνες
Benjamin Herrmann
Benjamin Herrmann

Space Force is just Science Fiction

Πριν 4 μήνες
Joey Collins
Joey Collins

Unlock the mystery of space? I don't know a lot of scientists who want to militarize there research teams and nothing will be discovered by fighting.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Joey Collins
Joey Collins

Space force, cause the air Force wasn't already handling it. "They totally were"

Πριν 4 μήνες
realitycheck 111
realitycheck 111

This Space force is a great idea believe it or not.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Danny Gentry
Danny Gentry

I think mike pence is holding back his vomit as he is forced to speak of such stupity

Πριν 4 μήνες
Zeek M
Zeek M

To the little manbaby Stephan Colbert who stalks President Trump. Why are you still breathing my oxygen mother lover?

Πριν 4 μήνες
Jon Emery
Jon Emery

I was in the Air Force---That Sucked !!! I wanna join the Space Force and be in the Vietmars War........

Πριν 4 μήνες
Subhasis
Subhasis

SPACE FORCE : When you take Avengers infinity war too seriously...

Πριν 4 μήνες
Henk Oosterink
Henk Oosterink

Maybe Nasa should start a mission to search for intelligent life in the White House.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Vince Parziale
Vince Parziale

The only space that needs to be probed is the space between these politicians heads.

Πριν 4 μήνες
johnny Macon
johnny Macon

just another dumb goverment exspensive white elephant program to justify all that massive overpriced military equipment spending we already have NASA so WTF ??? ⌛🔜⏰😂😂😂💯😈

Πριν 4 μήνες
johnny Macon
johnny Macon

SPACE GHOST LoL !!!⌛🔜⏰😂😂😂💯😈

Πριν 4 μήνες
amexjam55
amexjam55

We have Dumb and Dumber as the leaders our country. Scary.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Red neck
Red neck

great idea war in space. finally give some fucking peace in middle east.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Anan Muadi
Anan Muadi

You're a washed off has been jackass

Πριν 4 μήνες
chilo31416
chilo31416

Colbert's studio audience is way smaller than I expected

Πριν 4 μήνες
Crystal Logik
Crystal Logik

Why does nobody mocking the space force idea ever go after Neil deGrasse Tyson who supports the idea?

Πριν 4 μήνες
Holly
Holly

I lost my brain cells

Πριν 4 μήνες
tweaker1bms
tweaker1bms

Shoulda went with: "Two small hands for a man, one giant embarrassment for mankind!" :)

Πριν 4 μήνες
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney

I nominate George Jetson to be in charge of "Space Force"

Πριν 4 μήνες
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney
CreditDebitCards CostYouMoney

C'mon now.....our government already spends way too much on military stuff...where the hell is the money for space force gonna come from???

Πριν 4 μήνες
NightDreamer231
NightDreamer231

Sooo we're making Voltron? :]

Πριν 4 μήνες
Jose Cabildo
Jose Cabildo

I wanna be in that “joint warfighter” task force , I think I’m over qualified for that job, been fighting the joint wars for years now, I’m not even american, but I would fight for any country interested in the joint wars.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Bryan Dehart
Bryan Dehart

"I would join but I have space spurs." Donald Trump

Πριν 4 μήνες
Clint Ladera
Clint Ladera

POWER RANGER SPACE FORCE..... MORON!!!!!!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Clint Ladera
Clint Ladera

SPACE FORCE??? YOU MEAN STUPID FORCE!!!!!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Resign Ignoramus
Resign Ignoramus

MP's new motto is: now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Πριν 4 μήνες
CoreyZek
CoreyZek

Oh hey SC, btw, you have like 1.4k haters watching. :(

Πριν 4 μήνες
CoreyZek
CoreyZek

#SpaceSpurs!!! VBAHAHA :)

Πριν 4 μήνες
CoreyZek
CoreyZek

As always, a great sketch, Thanks stephen :) :)

Πριν 4 μήνες
Nikolai Korsov
Nikolai Korsov

So other than the dipshits who think space force is some kind of starwars dream. Whats wrong with taking the space tech branches of the airforce and making it a dedicated entity? Thats all it is. The military will eventually become much more involved with low orbit technology anyway. But hey since Trump suggested it, it must be bad right? Grow up and stop being such pissy little eliteist loosers

Πριν 4 μήνες
m. rude
m. rude

And Stevie trys to understand world events....

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Awkward Silence
Awkward Silence

Is there life on Mars? We'll find out under the rubbles after we've blown it up. Oh and Jupiter has nukes let's blow it up as well

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