Quickie: Velvet Buzzsaw

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The Zigzagman
The Zigzagman

So this director made a critically acclaimed movie followed by one with a lukewarm reception and then made a movie about how fickle and unlikable critics are? Subtle.

Πριν 17 ημέρες
tristan cruse
tristan cruse

I watch Velvet Buzzsaw and i actually loved it i thought it was a fun movie

Πριν 28 ημέρες
Sam Haas
Sam Haas

Velvet buzzsaw sounds like a sex move

Πριν μήνα
Nutsilica: Renaissance moving comix
Nutsilica: Renaissance moving comix

The paintings were boring. Chris Mars would've been a great pick. An art movie with boring art.

Πριν μήνα
Sean Ledden
Sean Ledden

Agreed, this movie was a crappy mess. I think they tried for a witty take-down of the pretentious Philistines who run the art world: through comedy in the first half, and the vengeful spirit of a "true artist" in the second half. But it's all half-baked. Note that the dead artist whose paintings kill people was himself a screwed up homicidal maniac. The script could have something with that, but it doesn't. So all we get is more of the fashionably bleak cynicism that the Philistines who run the art world mistake as wisdom.

Πριν μήνα
Jamie Cook
Jamie Cook

“Gay but also I guess bisexual...” So... bisexual? What the fuck?

Πριν μήνα
windex
windex

I was so bored watching this movie!

Πριν μήνα
MrCharisma
MrCharisma

I was very excited for this movie and was so bummed it sucked

Πριν 2 μήνες
Cubbie Blue
Cubbie Blue

This was a movie that had so much potential.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Sierra desu
Sierra desu

Seen this on Netflix. It was almost so bad that it was funny. Almost, unfortunately. Thoughts and prayers to Gyllenhaal.

Πριν 3 μήνες
TrixiLovesYou
TrixiLovesYou

Overacting appears to have become Jake Gylenhaal's weakness.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Blade Writer
Blade Writer

Sounds like Shyamalan syndrome.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Holly would if she could, and she will
Holly would if she could, and she will

It sort of bothers me when people give credit to films for having "commentary" about things, but the film never actually says anything but just acknowledges that a problem exists. "Art monetization corrupts creativity and soul" isn't deep, and the movie doesn't deserve any credit for a sentence that a 15 year old could write a persuasive essay on. It's like the new Child's Play being about AI, it doesn't say anything interesting about the concept, it just uses it to scare people who don't understand how AI works and disguises it as commentary.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Phoemela
Phoemela

The movie seemed like it had an interesting pitch that got the first draft approved

Πριν 3 μήνες
tximista : rissole
tximista : rissole

Dease NUTS! Gottem

Πριν 3 μήνες
Honey Butter
Honey Butter

I couldn’t agree more, but instead of goosebumps I was reminded of dr who. Also I thought you’d mention that the reason all the art is haunted is apparently because Dease put his own blood in the paint but all the other art that wasn’t made by him starts moving and killing people too (????)

Πριν 4 μήνες
Gnralex
Gnralex

Watched it yesterday and i checked the metacritic and RT reviews while i was half way through the movie and when i saw the positive scores i was so irritated because the movie was so bad especially Zawe Ashton's acting was comical. Im glad that a quickie was made for this and it didn't disappoint

Πριν 4 μήνες
Bertiog
Bertiog

Dunno, i kinda liked it. Even though i agree what overall story is off put.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Eugene Imbang
Eugene Imbang

jake gylenhaal looks like the guy from snl

Πριν 5 μήνες
Adonis Kasey
Adonis Kasey

I actually wanted to see this when I saw it was on Netflix. Lmao not now

Πριν 5 μήνες
Bekah Basically
Bekah Basically

Gosh was this movie the absolute worst.

Πριν 5 μήνες
William De Silva
William De Silva

Shoulda gone full hog and called the artist Deese Nutze

Πριν 5 μήνες
Puppy [XFYR]
Puppy [XFYR]

what about the intern lady who discovered all of her bosses corpses... she was fucking great

Πριν 6 μήνες
Definitely Not Tommy Wiseau
Definitely Not Tommy Wiseau

No need to add a spoiler warning to a death that was SPOILED in the trailer. Well, actually every death except for one was spoiled by the trailer.

Πριν 6 μήνες
DmtGyro
DmtGyro

It wasn't bad at all for a netflix movie... If you have expectations you'r always gonna be disappointed. If every movie has to end with a twist or some kind of reveal it gets boring anyway.. I saw the fact Jake switch from gay mannerism to "normal" has a concept in itself. People who express themselves that way are obviously playing roles in real life.... He seems less gay when he's upset about something or alone, and i think that's kind of the point... His image is a "gay art critic" so he act accordingly in public...

Πριν 6 μήνες
Deaglan Kennedy
Deaglan Kennedy

I wish I saw this review before watching the movie lol

Πριν 6 μήνες
Odin Satanas
Odin Satanas

Nightcrawler was so well done.. The only issue some people had with it was the saccharine, happy soundtracks like he was doing heroic stuff.. for some reason missing the entire point that it's intentional, like he's winning and succeeding as the 'hero' but being a total immoral scumbag and the music is meant to juxtapose that The writing, direction and style was just so spot on Sucks he hasn't followed up on it with good stuff I was curious about this and I figured it would he shlock

Πριν 6 μήνες
Fantasy Couch
Fantasy Couch

This movie was horrible. Don't watch it. 1/10

Πριν 6 μήνες
official prozac
official prozac

"Gay, but also bisexual?" Just, Just say bisexual, why add in gay and also in a oddly questioning tone??? So weird

Πριν 6 μήνες
Hanoka
Hanoka

Because he is introduced as flamboyantly gay in a committed relationship in the beginning, but falls in a weird lust for this one woman.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Victoria L
Victoria L

I wish they had focused more on the paintings and their story than the characters.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Kitty Grimm
Kitty Grimm

Jake Gylenhaal, throughout this movie: "This is how queer dudes act, right?"

Πριν 6 μήνες
Matias Fernandez
Matias Fernandez

I liked it

Πριν 6 μήνες
Cuisle Madden
Cuisle Madden

One thing that I felt could've improved the horror aspect was to make the paintings move when someone wasn't looking at them, or for there to be only slight differences, like the Weeping Angels in Doctor Who, which were scary due to the suspense they built up. Instead, the paintings move like a poor 90s CGI effect.

Πριν 6 μήνες
RosieSquall
RosieSquall

The fact that the title is the tattoo of one of the characters and plays no part whatsoever until the very 2 last minutes of the movie is a pretty good indication that this film isn't well planned. Too bad, I was really excited to see two of my fav actors (Jake and Toni) together in a movie about art.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Mirtsu
Mirtsu

I felt like the film fails at being anything it tries to be. I just liked the art made for the movie. I hated the characters. It tried so hard to be edgy and scary but ITS BORING it builds up to nothing. The sphere???? WHAT THE FUCK!

Πριν 6 μήνες
FriendsWithIssues
FriendsWithIssues

I actually liked the film but took it as a fun, horror film killing off pretentious would be artists who would like to be creators but lack the talent so instead decide to reap the benefits. It was liberating to watch those kinds of people die. 😆 But I knew what I was getting into, and I didn't mind the mix. Great Review, though. You make quite a few valid points, as usual.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Finn Baughman
Finn Baughman

The fyre festival Netflix documentary spreads a lot of misinformation though, because some of the investors were trying to cover their tracks, so they became producers of the documentary

Πριν 6 μήνες
Swanee-Shore
Swanee-Shore

As someone who exists at the fringes of the art world depicted here, I have to say in many ways this film actually gets it more than 'The Square' in many respects. Judging from the reviewers reaction to the film, I have concluded that you really need to have some exposure to the world of contemporary art to get the film, otherwise so many of the points and jokes fall flat, because they don't have anything to harmonize with in the viewers experiences. I have to say I rather liked the film, although it's not fantastic.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Niŋin turdl已
Niŋin turdl已

"Nightcrawler" was REALLY impressive, too bad the rest of the filmography ends up not being as extremely well made as his 1st.

Πριν 6 μήνες
Laverne Blaszczyk
Laverne Blaszczyk

I really liked it, I was sad when Jake Gyllenhaal was buttfucked to death by a disabled sex robot- edgy😊

Πριν 6 μήνες
Eloy Pena
Eloy Pena

It had a lot of potential until the horror plot started coming to light

Πριν 7 μήνες
Ozbully Morales
Ozbully Morales

I love, love, love Nightcrawler.

Πριν 7 μήνες
Steven Simmons
Steven Simmons

I wish I didn't hate The Neon Demon as much as I do.

Πριν 7 μήνες
PhallusParty
PhallusParty

The 'scary scene' with the 'hobo' was dumb af

Πριν 7 μήνες
That One Vine
That One Vine

I didn’t hate this movie. Some of the deaths were pretty interesting. But it was so obviously against artists and sellers and all that shit it felt pushy. Like God’s Not Dead but directed at hatred towards modern art and critics.

Πριν 7 μήνες
E Z
E Z

I am truly sorry that how few people get the point of this movie. This movie isn't supposed to be watched soberly people! Try watching it while you're high, it will do wonders. Except for the death of the whats-her-face-graffiti-girl. That was dumb, even when high as fuck.

Πριν 7 μήνες
Laura Rosales
Laura Rosales

Thanks for making the review a day AFTER I saw it lol I almost fell asleep it was so boring

Πριν 7 μήνες
protato911
protato911

This movie does reminded me of the neon demon, but they failed at 2 things. One is that they do a lot of telling but not enough showing. The Neon Demon is a show never tell movie that at point velvet buzzsaw did that but not as well executed. Secondly this movie is just overall inferior technically despite having 3 times the budget. The cinematography is nothing special, the used of color isn't as good and the soundtrack is not memorable. overall I think it's a ok movie but compare to what it's trying to be made it look worse than what it is.

Πριν 7 μήνες
JasonPoophess
JasonPoophess

0:54 This was some "guy-from-the-room-who-acts-with-his-eyebrows" level of acting. You worked with David Fincher, you cretin!

Πριν 7 μήνες
Hannah Fuqua
Hannah Fuqua

Yeah I was pretty disapointed with this movie too.

Πριν 7 μήνες
TRemIk42
TRemIk42

The into and the jingle to it wasn‘t bad though ^^ but yes, the movie is pretty bad.

Πριν 7 μήνες
Spameggssausage
Spameggssausage

John Waters does the "obnoxious characters with weird names" thing A LOT better

Πριν 7 μήνες
Username 1
Username 1

I really love night crawler

Πριν 7 μήνες
FlashMeterRed
FlashMeterRed

the douche who moves the art around... "I appreciate! [the art]" 10 minutes later, driving a truck of art with a few pieces on his lap... smoking a cigarette and ashing all over it.

Πριν 7 μήνες
ILuvKew2 XD
ILuvKew2 XD

Lol fyre festival doc was directed by the creator of the festival to cover his ass

Πριν 7 μήνες
Creampuf1977
Creampuf1977

My mom really wanted to watch this last night with me and I nearly fell asleep

Πριν 7 μήνες
VerdeMorte
VerdeMorte

You realize this movie is actually about the director being pissed his Nicholas Cage Superman movie got cancelled, right?

Πριν 7 μήνες
matt eckert
matt eckert

Should've been faster I wasted a good chunk of my life for that movie.

Πριν 7 μήνες
Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

First off the gay guy was too gay and crazy

Πριν 7 μήνες
aaronsdavis
aaronsdavis

Fyre was an 8.5/10 imo.

Πριν 7 μήνες

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