Take Your Meds. Orlando Baxter

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    Be sure to take your meds, or the principal will put you right back on the bus. Watch "Glorified Baby Sitter" by Orlando Baxter only at www.drybarcomedy.com/orlando

E Dlp
E Dlp

I am a dog person as well🤔🙂

Πριν 10 ημέρες
Tiffany Huggins
Tiffany Huggins

Omg, I seriously almost peed my pants a little with this guy 😂 😂 🤣

Πριν 14 ημέρες
Llama Sugar
Llama Sugar

I’ve been a Spec. Ed. sub teacher for 12 years. I did time as a Gen. Ed. sub teacher for 4 years. I got poop on me the other day, and that day was *still* better than any day in Gen. Ed. Once, a guy came into class, saw me and said, “Oh, man, what’re YOU doing here”? I told him, “Bad karma.”

Πριν 25 ημέρες
wong joman
wong joman

😂

Πριν 29 ημέρες
Ashley Thomas
Ashley Thomas

Those sharpeners are fun to turn though, even without the pencil

Πριν μήνα
ThefadedY
ThefadedY

Omg this happened to me in real life. I had a student pretend to be a cat and hiss at me when I told her to do her work. I was actually impressed with cat sounds she was making, so realistic. The student was 12 and on the spectrum. Don't like that he referred to that student as crazy though. Probs best he isn't a teacher anymore.

Πριν μήνα
Coach Craze
Coach Craze

😂😂😂😂

Πριν 2 μήνες
salwa Aj
salwa Aj

every normal child should enjoy making animal noises in class.. not because of mental health issue but just because it s fun and it s forbidden.. hell, i was an exemplary student and an obedient child.. when i think back i wish i did cat noises in class.. we re treating children like if the normal thing for them is to be obedient or lethargic

Πριν 2 μήνες
Mary Hernandez
Mary Hernandez

I know exactly what he's talking about. 😆

Πριν 2 μήνες
MsNovazz
MsNovazz

He is hillarious! 😅😅😅

Πριν 2 μήνες
Maryland Girl
Maryland Girl

I love it!

Πριν 3 μήνες
GameSize
GameSize

I think the cat noise kid was a furry

Πριν 3 μήνες
Kyler Mankin
Kyler Mankin

I seen this guy on my cruise. He was hilarious

Πριν 3 μήνες
kiki mac
kiki mac

I’m a teacher and I was hissed at last school year for the first time by a 5th grader and I laughed so hard he started looking at me like I was crazy and then later I told his mom and I couldn’t stop laughing. Then the other day my 5 year old niece hissed at someone, and I was like this is just passive aggressiveness.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Paul Hubble
Paul Hubble

Great stuff! He's hilarious! It's obvious his experiences have given him ample material! So funny! :)

Πριν 4 μήνες
Patricia N
Patricia N

So good at his craft!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Paul Hubble
Paul Hubble

Patricia N You can tell he speaks from experience! :)

Πριν 4 μήνες
BravoBear
BravoBear

0:15 he sounds like Chapelle

Πριν 4 μήνες
Joann P
Joann P

Orlando,tx for ur reply,I literally had tears coming down my face with this skit! You are hysterical!! I'm ur new fan😚😁

Πριν 4 μήνες
Cindy Eckles
Cindy Eckles

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Πριν 4 μήνες
tinybrownin
tinybrownin

If people were allowed to put their hands on their children half these kids wouldn’t need medication!!!!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Joann P
Joann P

tinybrownin Omg,We think alike 🤣

Πριν 4 μήνες
Dani Marie
Dani Marie

He's purring...then he hissed at me

Πριν 4 μήνες
Ann T
Ann T

So true, just keep the stapler and sissors away from the students.😅

Πριν 4 μήνες
AJXSJS
AJXSJS

If you know that the kid is doing cat behavior and he hissed at you you should have barked back like an angry dog.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Joann P
Joann P

AJXSJS And if someone had a cell to catch that exchange,omg ,would be viral in no time😂😂

Πριν 4 μήνες
Sarah Doan
Sarah Doan

This is hilarious because it’s so very true. And also a bit sad. But true. And so funny! Thank you!

Πριν 4 μήνες
bubgum00
bubgum00

It would have been funny when the student hissed at him for the teacher to growl and then barked at him.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Mary Castellon
Mary Castellon

I relate to this on so many levels... High School teacher 👨‍🎓👨‍🎓

Πριν 4 μήνες
Susan S
Susan S

He was probably a good teacher but he's an even better comedian. Good career move!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Maleah's Diary
Maleah's Diary

I ALWAYS wondered how my teachers stomached coming back to school the next day bc the kids were soooo bad 🤣 (Please don't click on my face. I'm a germaphobe.)

Πριν 4 μήνες
tila uncensored
tila uncensored

Lmao i love this

Πριν 4 μήνες
KILLA KANGZ
KILLA KANGZ

very funny.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Dee B
Dee B

Man, after working with juvenile delinquents for 30 years, could I relate to this. Give ME some meds! Great work Orlando!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Milady Toro
Milady Toro

I instantly thought of the Dolan twins when they used to hiss alot😭

Πριν 4 μήνες
itgetter9
itgetter9

"He's purring now." Oh my. Love this guy!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Miz 2019
Miz 2019

😂

Πριν 4 μήνες
*Lady Voldemort*
*Lady Voldemort*

0:45 My favorite part...I laughed so hard I don't care it's 3.12 AM. 😂😂😂😂😂

Πριν 4 μήνες
Peter Myers
Peter Myers

Hilarious Dude. You reminded me of my time as a special ed teacher. It’s a safety issue! Hahahahaha!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Jemma J
Jemma J

😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

Πριν 4 μήνες
DivaGirl10
DivaGirl10

Hahaha. I am a substitute teacher for 4 years now, and I understand what he is talking about.

Πριν 4 μήνες
vincent schoenekase
vincent schoenekase

What's scary is some kids are that goofy and stupid

Πριν 4 μήνες
Joann P
Joann P

Derek's making cat noises ,lmao🤣🤣🤣 dudes funny!!

Πριν 4 μήνες
John Cosgrove
John Cosgrove

Funny. I liked him and his material.

Πριν 4 μήνες
PoppaMike
PoppaMike

Preach it, maan! 26th year teachung coming up! Lol

Πριν 4 μήνες
Ashton Montgomery
Ashton Montgomery

With that spelling, I hope you’re not an English teacher!

Πριν 3 ημέρες
Orlando Baxter
Orlando Baxter

Annette Cheramie it will never happen but I agree 😂

Πριν 4 μήνες
Orlando Baxter
Orlando Baxter

GoddessCynthia92 🙏🏾

Πριν 4 μήνες
Annette Cheramie
Annette Cheramie

parent should be fined when they send the child to school without meds

Πριν 4 μήνες
Jus Appia
Jus Appia

😄

Πριν 4 μήνες
Tisha Hopper
Tisha Hopper

“I got tired of driving to work wishing the bldg. was on 🔥🔥” Classic💯😂😂😂 Flatlined a minute in!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Windy Wind
Windy Wind

He is sooooo talented, keep going!!!!!!!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Samantha Peters
Samantha Peters

Omg this was funny. My tummy hurts from laughing.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Orlando Baxter
Orlando Baxter

Samantha Peters glad you enjoyed it

Πριν 4 μήνες
Ruth Mekuria
Ruth Mekuria

Nope, they never cared about the teachers safety like that😂 when two kids start fighting in the hallways, everybody starts looking for a teacher instead of the security officers and the teachers are like...I dont think so🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️my insurance doesnt cover high school fight related accidents

Πριν 4 μήνες
Manuel Garcia
Manuel Garcia

Been there done that as a Social Worker

Πριν 4 μήνες
Orlando Baxter
Orlando Baxter

Manuel Garcia social workers have it hard as well

Πριν 4 μήνες
shnnstubetyme
shnnstubetyme

"Tired of wishing the building was on fire" lol. This guy is hilarious!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Mark Butler
Mark Butler

Just brilliant. Shared this with all my teacher friends, they can relate!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Susan Dinger
Susan Dinger

Love him!!!!

Πριν 4 μήνες
JaiWren
JaiWren

Way to make fun of a kid with mental health issues. Hilarious.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Andrea L Moseley
Andrea L Moseley

I'm a dog man anyway...

Πριν 4 μήνες
Paul Hubble
Paul Hubble

That one got me too! Great line. Very funny guy!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Carole Cook
Carole Cook

All hilarious but "I'm a dog man anyway" was comedy GENIUS finish.😁👍

Πριν 4 μήνες
BoldCautionProductions
BoldCautionProductions

Good stuff, teaching is such a mess, these days.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Little Joe
Little Joe

I understand completely. Some people are so quick to put their children on the school bus or drop them off at school knowing they either just gave them their meds right before or forgot completely. They know what their kids are like without the meds, so why do they expect others to deal with them without some kind of help?

Πριν 4 μήνες
Little Joe
Little Joe

Annette Cheramie : They would probably have a miraculous recovery of the memory after that.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Annette Cheramie
Annette Cheramie

thats child neglect on parents part... school should call child services or fine the parent for this. Im sure the parent will remember every morning.

Πριν 4 μήνες
The best me
The best me

This was great!!! My anxiety just left my body! I wish comedians knew they’re like meds to people with anxiety and depression...thank you!!!

Πριν 4 μήνες
Joann P
Joann P

Paul Hubble Me to,even when we might not feel like it,it's what we need.🤹‍♀️

Πριν 4 μήνες
Paul Hubble
Paul Hubble

Very true! Laughter is very healthy for the mind and body! Humor has gotten me through many rough days. :)

Πριν 4 μήνες
Joann P
Joann P

The best me Remember that saying ,laughter is the best medicine,with out laughter, this would be a very sad world indeed.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Orlando Baxter
Orlando Baxter

A M 😂

Πριν 4 μήνες
Dena Redford
Dena Redford

They can turn a pencil into a weapon .

Πριν 4 μήνες
E K Daufin
E K Daufin

They never care about the teachers’ safety!!!! 😁😱😳

Πριν 4 μήνες
E K Daufin
E K Daufin

You wouldn’t be crying! 🤣. I can relate.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Orlando Baxter
Orlando Baxter

E K Daufin subbing was tough

Πριν 4 μήνες
E K Daufin
E K Daufin

Wishing the building was on fire 🤣

Πριν 4 μήνες

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