Have you noticed that every time Jimmy gets one that has something to do with a celebrity and it is always a lie.

Mayor is so adorable! We need him and Chasten in the President's Residence.

Scarlett's face at 5:03 is meme worthy

All I can think about after this video is the Mashed potato and bacon bits on a waffle cone with barbecue sauce.

Pissing on a jellyfish sting is not the way to go actually

“Are you asking if someone pissed on my face?” LMAO the whole time

I keep watching True Confession videos and wonder when is jemmy gonna run out of stories.

Anyone under 25 learned the Heimlich from Groundhog Day

Why is no one talking about how FINEEE he is Like damn boyy And to top it off he ain’t straight? How absolutely classy, I think I’m in love!!! 🧚🏼‍♂️ ✨♥️

boobs go small i go no like :D

Oh scarlett oh my gossh

Jimmy failing the Canadian comedian idiot and spy gang members,,, illegal immigrant,,, non American citizen,,, no green card ,,,

"He's a politician, I can't tell!!!" —Queen of my life.

I dono he is a politician 🤣

Someone should have immediately said: Ohhh, is that what happened to your face?

YOU FIGURED IT SHIELDMAIDEN!... DANISH POLITCIANS ARE NOT SUPPOUSE TO SHOW FEELINGS! COLD MOTHERFUCKERS! Danish Culture.. we are cold

Fuck Diet Coke.. wtf... Pepsi Max ;)

: In an Embrace

I trust the shieldmaiden

Sell.

Not fish scarlet... pork

The mayor thought he had to be real hard on Scarlett with the grilling, most probably in fun spirit. Scarlett got bitchy, ( I guess other actress would have not ). Then he chillaxed and asked no questions of her.

Her arms WOW

I can assure u as a midwester (Michigan) bbq sundaes are a very common thing. We have 3 bbq places in town and they all serve this

i can't believe i live a county away from buttigieg and he was on this

Scarlett: Are you asking if someone pissed on my face?! *R Kelly has entered the chat*

who had to pee on her Face?

As someone who was born and raised in La Porte County Indiana and went to the county fair in La Porte, Indiana every single year. Yes the "pork sundae" is a real thing and it's delicious. I was there when he did this and honestly everyone knew he was doing it for the votes lmao.

This is amazing.

"Where'd you learn the heimlich?" "Uh, posters."

Get to vote for an over 70 white 2020 🦠

And now her boyfriend plays Mayor Pete on SNL

Isn't that secondhand smoke unhealthy????? Why not any comments about it???

It wasn't all pork tho

He was acting like the cool politician but deep inside he wants to fu?%#*ck Scarlet Johansson so bad just look at him is written on his face 😈

Sometimes I wanna be famous just to play talk show games

colin jost looks different here

Hahahha

jerry seinfeld is jewish tho so he couldn’t eat porc

Scarlett is very sexy and beautiful and class in here. She's always but I love her looks here particularly

1:29 I love how offended she looked when she looked at audience. It literally said "No jimmy, no" lol

how precious, we cracked the case xoxo ! this is the part where I tell you that your leaders must stand. 😊Hi, I’m Brittney Hill :D . I really enjoy your uploads! I’m moving to London, where the United Kingdom is! I am currently living in Orange County, where Disneyland (YES!) is, Yay, me! My whole life, I’ve always had to do everything by myself, literally, so that’s why I’m super proud that I figured out where I am supposed to live . I am Middle Class right now, and single. My Destiny is actually to marry a few gentlemen, my story is unique. Those Men are, Tom Ellis (he is a London actor on a hit-show in America called, Lucifer), Hugh Bonneville (he is on the hit show, Downton Abbey), and Jim Carter (he is on the hit show, Downton Abbey), Louis Garrel (he is a super famous, French actor, in the movie, Dreamers), Henry Cavill (he is the hot, London Prep, who plays Superman. He is Superman), and Johnathan Rhys Meyers (he is the star of the show,The Tudors. He plays, King Henry. It’s really cool because he was King Henry, in his past life), Jacob Merrill (he is my High School crush

i was kinda hoping it was Colin Jost imitating Pete lol

I once ate a waffle cone with mashed potatoes, pork, and bbq sauce in Arcata, California up by Humboldt.

Vote for Pete

No one : Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Pete: *what kind of swimming stroke*

Imagine giving a flying F about “Mayor Pete” 😂😂😂

both of these people have lived with Colin Jost, think about that

Are you asking is someone pissed on my face. Lmao

"You took the initiative" yeah right lol

sEE YOU SOON, Buttigieg! 😊Hi, I’m Brittney Hill :D . I really enjoy your uploads! I’m looking to live in Los Angeles county, where Hollywood is! I am currently living in Orange County, and looking for a place to live in Los Angeles County. Yay, me! My whole life, I’ve always done everything by myself, literally, so that’s why I’m super proud that I figured out my, Destiny (All by myself). My Destiny is to get married to a few guys, all at once, and be the perfect happy family. Those guys are, Tom Ellis (he is a London actor on a hit-show in America called, Lucifer), Hugh Bonneville and Jim Carter (they are 2 really handsome gentlemen on the show, Downton Abbey), Louis Garrel (he is super famous London actor on the movie, Dreamers), and then I am also to marry, Henry Cavill and Johnathan Rhys Meyers (they are super hot guys on the huge show, The Tudors). I will become their Wife, and Mother to our children (it’ll be my first time being a Mom). So far, we have 3 daughters. I am also going to, finally, become a, famous, American, Actress on the big screen. The second thing in my Destiny is to be a real, live, Queen, for the United Kingdom. I was born to do all of these things :D, so it is in my blood. I’m Middle class, and I AM, social climbing, so I will, marry the first rich man I come in to contact with, of course. HAHA! Either way my story plays out, I WILL END UP MARRIED TO THESE MEN, POST HASTE! That is a promise. I’m 31 years old, and I’m not just any Millennial, I’m, THAT, Millennial! You can join me wherever you see me in person :D ! See you on the big screen :D ! Family. Love. Love. Love

I need her to say wether or not somebody pissed on her face

05:02

who is smoking?

It's a prop.

Is Jimmy do smoking? Anyone? I hope he didn't...

Of course he’s a good liar he’s a democrat politician. Surprised he didn’t try to take Jimmy’s money just based on democratic habit

There's no LaPorte county in Indiana lol

I’m kinda having Friends flashbacks when Chandler peed on Monica 😂

Goddamnit, she's ridiculously hot

The things politicians have to do... lmfao

This was funnier with the other comedians.

Scarlett: Oh, he's a politican I can't tell. 🤣

🔥 I feel reinvigorated 1:42 🔥🎬 👇 👇💟

2:52 ”We’re so polite, we’re democrats.” Me a republican: *not offended because I say the same thing about republicans 😂*

Tatemae

As a European I think most Americans are just polite. Though there are some obvious exceptions of course.

Shes damn near perfect. Omg!

Mike Douglas she rlly is 💗

🔥🔥🔥🔥 I absolutely love this movie. 1:35 🖤💜 👇👇👇👇💖

Fucken Scarlett man, this woman is a dream

Buttigieg, your 15 minutes are over. You're pathetic at this point. Go fck off..

*THAT is Black Widow!?!?*

Jimmy wanted to know some freaky shit and I don’t blame him 😩

you know, I highly expected Colin to come out here dressed as Mayor Pete, not the actual Pete lmao

Obviously Pete's couldn't have been a lie... common guys, you think his campaign team would sign off on him demonstrating that he can lie proficiently? amusing nonetheless :)

Booty juice even made up a story about his partner being homeless. It's all made up He looks like a character of mad TV.

Booty juice want to tell you how he's a military guy. What do me a part-time never really did any military action. More about put it on your resume kinda scam. He says he knows God really God says man shall not lie with man. But I guess you didn't see that part. And though I say that the people. That's his son what is yours. Multiple relationship is a sin. Everything is a sin. Nightclubbing on the weekend is a sin That's the day of rest, anointed day. Jewish people want to keep that information to themselves while they create Sunday for you, Jesuit doctrine.

Before I read the title I thought it was Colin

Mayor Pete is the BEST (ScarJo too)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See jimmy is a psychopath man 🤣 “answer him”

For the record, vinegar is what you should apply to the area stung by a jellyfish. It deactivates any remaining nematocyst cells that may trigger any unfired venom. Also, a solution 1:1 of seawater and hydrogen peroxide (as I was given soaked in a rag in Spain).

I love Pete 💜💜💜

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