What Story From Your Childhood Became Your Parents' "Funny Story"? (Reddit Stories r/AskReddit)

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Grim Reaper Studio
Grim Reaper Studio

6:51 I found a dead bird and thought it needed to be wrapped and hung so it could come alive again. I wrapped it (put a string around the stomach). I hung it by the neck. My mom came out and thought it was a death threat.

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Michael Van Kirk
Michael Van Kirk

Calm down

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Blue 93
Blue 93

Calm down

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MRS Plays
MRS Plays

Apparently, when I was little I was convinced that I was adopted and that my real parents were "John and Jennifer".

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Spring Willow
Spring Willow

My parents sometimes like to quote two things I said while playing video games: “Fear my evil floating head!” - Me, quoting Kaos from Skylanders My dad, hearing a crackling sound from my game: “Is that rain?” Me: “No, it’s zombies on fire.” - Playing Minecraft

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xxTC-96xx
xxTC-96xx

I didn’t like the meal we were eating so I told my parents it gave me bad breath (I think I was trying to complain about aftertaste but I didn’t know what that was) now they’ll never let me forget it as an adult in my twenties

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Dan Oreo
Dan Oreo

calm down

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Kassandra S
Kassandra S

Calm down catto

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Jawbreaker The Hyaenodon
Jawbreaker The Hyaenodon

That “How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout” joke is so bad but it’s also so good.

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Trash Pandas
Trash Pandas

Calm down

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grean yoshe
grean yoshe

i wrote "sapnu puas" in this exact font on my lunchbox and my mom saw it the wrong way

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TheSilverGamer
TheSilverGamer

"calm down"

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ca t.
ca t.

When I was around 4 and my cousin was 5, he liked to ask me math questions and stuff to prove he was smarter than me (which wasnt fair because he is a whole grade above me). One day when we were driving home from school with my grandma, he asked me a difficult math question, and I was so fed up with his bullshit that I flipped him off. Right in front of my grandma. She stopped the car. She was so mad, but she laughs about it now. And I laugh about it now.

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CCRASHY
CCRASHY

I swallowed a watch battery bc I left it in my mouth while rope swinging in gym class, this was like 5th or 6th grade

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Sofia Reyes`
Sofia Reyes`

"Calm down, Cranky Catto!" 😳

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ArkNawYT
ArkNawYT

rip

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Hello
Hello

And this is why we have AFV

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Chloe Metivier
Chloe Metivier

A girl scout starts as a daisy

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Dat Boi
Dat Boi

Calm down

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grace F
grace F

When me and my brother were little we used to take baths together. My mom would usually give us towels after, but her and my other brothers were outside. So obviously, we went to the kitchen, butt naked, and proceeded to pour Cheerios and dish soap on the floor and roll around and slide on the floor naked. We got in a lot of trouble. We also ran away, he pushed me off his bunk bed, and he got me stuck in a pillow case. Fun times.

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Little Bad Wolf
Little Bad Wolf

OMG that crab on the beach one was adorable. :D

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Richie Hunt
Richie Hunt

I had a new friend that lived about 20 miles away and we were going to pick him up and he was going to spend the weekend at our house. His last name was Snyder and he lived out in the boonies. We couldn't figure out the directions to where he lived so we started looking at mailboxes and check what the names were on the mailboxes. I joked that 'these mailboxes say Daily Times' and my parents took that I seriously thought that was the surname of people that lived there and NEVER let that one down.

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Itz_Chr 16
Itz_Chr 16

I crucified my dolls. If you give me a doll, I'll crucify it. A cross made of cardboard and lots of string and you can make a 5 year old who hates barbies become the most evil thing you've seen. At the end of the crucification I would throw the dolls downstairs. Every time my sister would get confused and then laugh. I would still do this if I had the chance to, but I was never bought a doll ever again since I crucified an Elsa doll after breaking off its head.

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Itz_Chr 16
Itz_Chr 16

0:46 I preferred climbing up the stairs continuously.

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Itz_Chr 16
Itz_Chr 16

Well, the first for me is that when I was very young (about 2 I think) I stuffed my hand into a bowl of spaghetti and threw it on the walls. The whole family witnessed the event. (My sister did something similar when she was little (she's the older one) She took a ketchup bottle and squeezed it on the furniture and walls. 'This family's generation is very good at cooking!' could be the best joke made from this magnificent story. The second is how I would always put pots on my hands and feet. And then climb up the stairs with them. Third one might be the best tho, So, I was sleeping in the living room and at about 6am my dad went to the kitchen (the house had the living room and the kitchen in one very big room) and he needed to eat breakfast before going to work. He makes a quiet noise by accident and then I just get up and said "NONO" while clapping my hands and then immediately fell asleep again.

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Snowflake90805
Snowflake90805

When I was in kindergarten, I came home from school after scripture, and I ran around the house naked and with underwear on my head shouting verses from the bible. My mum said I was either going to be a nun or a stripper.

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Nora Springer
Nora Springer

Not me but my sister My sister was being potty trained so of course the potty training thing was in the bathroom My dad goes in wanting to go to the bathroom but he just happens to step In something wet with his socks on My dad being a person who hate wet socks promptly says “ fuck me” My sister then pokes her head around the corner and says “ fuck you daddy?”

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Dylan Riesebos
Dylan Riesebos

My brother and I were with our two cousins and our aunt out doing some errands. I was I think 13, and my brother and cousins were between 7-10. Anyway, my aunt leaves us in the car for a bit to go do something, and my youngest cousin finds some "chocolate". She then hands out the "chocolate" to my other cousin and my brother. I refused any because I was feeling carsick. They eat 2 or three each. A couple hours later when my brother and I are at home, my parents get a call from my aunt. That "chocolate" that they ate were actually laxatives. There was much laughing and screams of pain that day.

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Succ Master 56
Succ Master 56

That first story had me dying! No wonder there parents tell this story for years

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Jiff Pop
Jiff Pop

I farted on my cat

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Polarbeargirl375 6
Polarbeargirl375 6

When I was (i think) around five me and my parents would often drive to the downtown area because there were a lot of kids museums and sometimes me and my mom would visit my dad at his job for lunch. We would always drive down a raised highway. Every time at the same spot I would yell “look, it’s a giant pineapple!!” My parents would laugh, but it made me really frustrated that they never looked. One time it was night and We were driving when Lo and behold a giant pineapple was lighting up the sky. It turns out the “giant pineapple” was in fact a sign for a pineapple processing plant. Even when I was five I relished saying I told you so to them.

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jack the Lass
jack the Lass

Calm down kitty

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Cyka Blyat
Cyka Blyat

Good night pizza

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adam perkins
adam perkins

Calm down cato

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adam perkins
adam perkins

As a baby I would often crawl backwards, earning the name Wrong Way Perkins, my mom brought it up everytime I did something they did not like, so a lot

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adam perkins
adam perkins

I have one that I use on my son and will keep bringing up. My son was trying to sneak out of the house by climbing out a window, he got his foot hung up in the curtains, fell onto the driveway and broke his elbow, I have the whole thing on video, I can't wait until he brings a girl home for the first time

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Eve Mayger
Eve Mayger

Recently, I bought a coconut to let my nearly 3 yo taste it. He grabbed some of the shattered shell back and said 'mama eat it!' I replied, 'no baby that's the shell you don't eat that. Coconuts are like big nuts with a shell on the outside' he started saying 'oh squirrels like nuts' a while later and after plucking the hair parts from the shell he shouts 'we don't like hairy nuts!'

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Pam Bastian
Pam Bastian

My mom has a video of me and my brother duct taping stuffed animals to the wall. When she asked why we were doing that, we said, “They’re trying to run away. Now they can’t.”

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Mahnarch
Mahnarch

I left my blind grandmother in the middle of an unfamiliar Wal-Mart after she agreed to buy me a Simpson's shirt. I took the shirt straight to the registers but, we were supposed to be there for grocery shopping as well. This was my first outing as a "responsible big kid" and was supposed to take care of grandma. Grandma still brings it up 30 years later...

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Kit Eng
Kit Eng

Calm down

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tyranid team
tyranid team

Calm down

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Lisa Baxter
Lisa Baxter

Calm down cranky catto

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sbjkd
sbjkd

Suckers the cat isn’t even vaguely amusing

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jessilyn allen dilla
jessilyn allen dilla

I would put crayons in the heating vent to play with the melted wax

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Worldwide Handsome
Worldwide Handsome

I was 2, and my aunt took me on a walk up the street. I was wearing pink Dora Crocs. When we got home me pinky toe was literally bent over, imagine the toe underneath your foot. Yeah that wasn't a fun day for two year old me.

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PRIVATE RECRU1T
PRIVATE RECRU1T

Calm down

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Jawbreaker The Hyaenodon
Jawbreaker The Hyaenodon

About the second story The other guy is right, it’s adorably funny.

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AH96
AH96

I stole my father's bottle of soda on a cruise ship when I was 5, and I was apparently nowhere to be found afterwards, but then my family who were worried that I might have fallen off the ship, finally found me in a batbroom playing with water in the sink while singing drunk. It turned out my father had secretly mixed the soda with alcohol.

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KittenCookieCronch
KittenCookieCronch

Funny story: I was, like, 3- so I was starting to read. We were driving past a tall hill, and I was sitting in the backseat. The hill had/has a huge area on it with painted white rocks. The rocks spelled out “Fishing”. So I promptly said, “Fish, fish!!..ing.” They never let me live it down until like a year ago, when I asked them to stop, but now it makes me sad when I think about how I miss being reminded about it for some reason.

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MasterBeiber Everything
MasterBeiber Everything

calm down

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MrAnon00
MrAnon00

I bit a black man, because I thought that they were made of chocolate. I was a toddler, at the movies with my mom and dad. I wanted chocolate to myself, and she said "No. You don't need all that. We'll share one." Being a defiant little shit, I said "Fine, I'll get my own chocolate." She and dad ignored me. I snuck away while they were at the concession, and found a black man, and was certain that they were made of chocolate, and wouldn't mind a bite. I bit him on the leg, he screamed and shouted words that I don't remember, all I could say was "BLECH!!! YOU'RE NOT CHOCOLATE!" and ran away. He followed/chased me to my parents. they were mortified, apologized, and left the theatre without seeing the movie. My dad beat my ass red, in the car afterwards. Today, it's a funny story that they still like to laugh about. My mom is Baker. Sometimes she takes her mistake cakes home. For the chocolate ones, she puts icing and an edible picture/caricature of a black person on it, hands it to me and says, "don't worry hon, this time, it is chocolate. You can eat it." While chuckling under her breath. Another short one. I was 7, and we were moving out of our old house. I was playing on gameboy, lost, and kicked the kitchen wall out of frustration. I ended up kicking a hole in the wall. Instead of being scared, I was excited. I felt like the hulk, and smashed more holes in yelling "hulk smash!". My parents caught me, we're fucking pissed and demanded to know why in the holy hell I would do this. I lied, saying I was trying to get a bug. They knew I was full of shit, but couldn't help laughing. I was grounded for an untold amount of time. It became a popular family story. And every time there's a bug in the house, my family says "Hey ______ , hulk-smash that bug." Sometimes adding, "Don't break the wall!".

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KRG
KRG

My mom and dad both worked while I was younger, so I stayed with my Aunt for a lot of my time. One day when I was 2-3 my Aunt went to awaken me from a nap. So when she did, I growled at her, like big, deep, throaty, demon monster from the pits of hell. So she asked what I was doing, and I responded, "I'M BOFO!!!" When questioned on who Go to was, she was informed it was a bear. I pretended to be a bear for a solid 3 days, before I decided that cats were cuter, and acted like one of those for a week. Now my parents and my Aunt will still being up Bofo, he's become like a member of the family, And the best part? My brother made a Bofo, but he was an Demon who liked Poptarts, and would only eat them. Nothing else. Only Pop tarts. So my brother would randomly 'get leader's and scream like a dying malard until he got his Poptarts, all the while saying, "I'm Bofo!!!!' Yeah. My family is nuts. :P

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mystic illusion
mystic illusion

After I watched the one about the dog food a commercial for dog food came on

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Ghastly
Ghastly

rip cranky catto

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Jaçöb KN
Jaçöb KN

2:36 Did he Did he just burp?

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Rosie Johnson
Rosie Johnson

I still tell the story of the time my little brother (2 at the time) took ONE bite from Every. Single. Muffin. In a dozen-muffin batch that was meant for my little-kids' theater group. Mom had to stifle her laughter to tell me why my muffin had an oddly shaped slice taken out of it. (There had been no time to bake more so Mom just sliced off the bitten parts)

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Luvan _
Luvan _

When my brother and I were little kids (somewhere between like 5-7 I think) my dad had a friend who owned tiny dirtbikes and they thought it would be a good idea to teach us how to ride around their big yard. Somehow my brother nearly ended up crashing into a fence, and was very very close to riding full-speed strait into the pond connected to the yard. The only reason he didn't end up in the lake was because my dad's friend and his wife ran over and blocked his way so he was forced to quickly turn.

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Daeighve Geoughnns
Daeighve Geoughnns

I decided to play fruit ninja with a kitchen knife while my parents were out

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DUCKBRINGER
DUCKBRINGER

calm down catto

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etherraichu
etherraichu

When I was a kid, my brothers and I had something of a tradition. Late at night after our parents went to bed on christmas eve, we'd come downstairs and hang out in the dark with only the tree lights, and empty out our stockings. Never open the actual presents. We would fill the stockings up again without taking anything. otherwise we'd just sit around and look at the wrapped presents, maybe talk a bit in the glow of the lights and gifts in that atmosphere you could only find one night per year. Im sure our parents knew we did this, and didnt even want to stop us.

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