What Story From Your Childhood Became Your Parents' "Funny Story"? (Reddit Stories r/AskReddit)

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Adriana G Flores
Adriana G Flores

My daughter (5 at the time) loved squishies toys . She had about 10 of them and she would watch videos of nothing but squishies . She came across a video of a girl that made her own out of craft foam and memory foam . She asked me if I could get her foam because she wanted to make some . Me being the type of mom that is all about diy and encourages my kids to make things themselves believing that it helps them be creative said yes but it would have to later because we were doing a deep cleaning around the house. The very next day she said she had a gift for me and gave me a little cut up price of foam painted red and green she said it was a watermelon squishy . I was like “aww how cute you did a great job” but then realized we don’t have any foam around the house and I didn’t take her to the craft store to buy any . I asked her calmly but inside kinda starting to panic “ where did you get foam?” . Her eyes got all big like Oooo I’m busted . Then I asked again . She very quietly she said “from your bed” . I ran up the stairs , to my room , uncovered my bed , and saw chunks of memory foam cut off of my bed . Not a little pieces but several pieces the size of a fist to the size of an adult foot . If you are wandering why my daughter cut the foam so easily it’s because I had taken the whole protective cover off the mattress a week earlier to wash it but since it was so heavy and awkward I had procrastinated in putting it back on . My the mattress was just covered with a sheet that my daughter easily moved out of the way .

Πριν 17 ημέρες
Anna Rae
Anna Rae

When I was four, I was learning how to ride without training wheels (as you do). Our neighborhood was on the side of a steep hill, and for some reason my parents thought it was a great place to teach their tiny child how to ride a bike. Mom’s at the top with me, dad’s waiting at the bottom. She guides my bike down and let’s go. I’m riding steady, yet she nor my dad anticipated that I would keep pedaling like a madman, so I’m booking it down this hill. And since I had no sense of navigation, I ride right into a small tree on our neighbor’s lawn. They watched as I’m hurtled out of my bike seat and land on the lowest tree branch, hanging on my stomach with my limbs flopping on either side. I wasn’t crying, so my parents just stood there, unsure of what to do next when I said to no one in particular “Is anyone gonna help me down?” It’s their favorite story, and I told it to my college Spanish teacher for an assignment. She couldn’t stop laughing

Πριν 20 ημέρες
Jawbreaker The Hyaenodon
Jawbreaker The Hyaenodon

We used to have a tomato garden when I was little My dad went out to pick some (for salads and stuff) And he brought this basket to put them in. He told me “Son, put these tomatoes in the basket” He told 2 or 3 year old me this. He’d turn to pick some, and every time he turned around to hand them to me, the ones that we’re already in the basket were gone, this happened until he looked to me and I had tomato juice all over my face. Every time he turned around to pick more, instead of putting the tomatoes in the basket, I’d eat them.

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Benjamin Danielsen
Benjamin Danielsen

When I was around 7-8 I accidentally taught my youngest brother the word "penis" after he walked in on me watching some video on YouTube of how boys body's work or something because I was a curious kid, so at dinner that night my 2 year old brother randomly starts loudly chanting "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" repeatedly while my parents were hysterically laughing while trying to get their two year old to stop chanting about genitals. I'm 20 years old now and neither of my parents or my two brothers have let me live that incident down, and I doubt they ever will.

Πριν μήνα
Taylor
Taylor

When I was 2, I really wanted to be friends with some 10-year-old. I chased her around the park, arms wide open for a hug, until she ran crying to her mum. Her mum scolded her for being scared of a little baby At around the same time, I kicked off my cousin’s hat for “talking too much” when we were at the playground. I then bullied him by forcing his sister to jump on the bed with me while he was sleeping. His parents found it funny. He was mad at me. No wonder why no one wanted to be friends with me, LMAO

Πριν μήνα
Hannah Fountain
Hannah Fountain

calm down catto

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Reducto Stuff
Reducto Stuff

Hey my brothers friend used to just stop drop and roll every where

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Nick DeGugs
Nick DeGugs

0:37 “IT’S FASTER IF YOU ROLL!” -Brandon Rogers

Πριν μήνα
Sam Gates
Sam Gates

calm down

Πριν 2 μήνες
Maia Smith
Maia Smith

THE BEAST! THE BEAST! THE BEAST!

Πριν 2 μήνες
Bíshop
Bíshop

Calm down

Πριν 2 μήνες
Barbara-Anne McGregor
Barbara-Anne McGregor

She screamed ‘N.O.O.O.O

Πριν 2 μήνες
Haku The Magic Dragon
Haku The Magic Dragon

I have no memory of this but my mom tells me about it all the time. When I was about 5 i think? My mom took me out to eat with her friends when they had finished eating and were just sitting around talking, i apparently suddenly looked up from my coloring, stretched my arms out, crayon still in hand and said “Time to go now ‘kay?” 13 years later and my mom and her friends still say that to each other

Πριν 2 μήνες
Silver Addie Fun Pack
Silver Addie Fun Pack

calm down, Cranky Catto

Πριν 2 μήνες
sherk beans
sherk beans

Fake story I came up with: at a mall with mum when I was 4, I ran off to a play area and sat on soft log, "What's that? (My name)" turned around to look and said back "POOOPY!"

Πριν 2 μήνες
JosiahPapaya
JosiahPapaya

Hey is he calmed down yet? Haven't got my fortune yet...

Πριν 2 μήνες
Pathoes R
Pathoes R

My unminded brother (3 at the time) ate my aunts entire wedding cake when no one was looking.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Brett JC
Brett JC

I covered my naked self in Desitin (completely white zinc oxide diaper rash cream) and proudly said, “I’m a white cat!” I loved cats as a kid and still love them. I used to call canned tuna cat food but instead of food I’d say dude so I would ask my grandma for cat dude sandwiches.

Πριν 3 μήνες
depressed man
depressed man

I was born.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Ian Lowry
Ian Lowry

Sitting in a hotel bar in Benidorm and there is an elderly lady asleep in her wheel chair and my youngest girl shouts and points "look at that lady she's dead" I slipped under the table never to return

Πριν 3 μήνες
emmylikesdonuts
emmylikesdonuts

when i was 2 or 3 i actually ate dog food frequently. my mom would try to stop it but she would always walk over and see me my the dog’s bowl with dog food all over my face.

Πριν 3 μήνες
Wolf Noir *wolfissimo*
Wolf Noir *wolfissimo*

When I was 3 my grandma had a hip replacement and she used to watch me while my mom was at work and I went to a woman’s house who also watched one of my good friends, I’m a girl he’s a boy, and once I walked in on her changing him and when my mom picked me up later I told her “(his name) has a stick for a peepee!!” And once I saw my mom naked and in the store I said “when I grow up I want to have a big hairy peepee like mommy!!” And I never live them down years later..

Πριν 3 μήνες
Gornur
Gornur

I just love "the beast" story.

Πριν 3 μήνες
SirEllisThe1st Roblox
SirEllisThe1st Roblox

Calm the fuck down bro we got your loved and respected no need to be grumpy cat

Πριν 3 μήνες
Jessica James
Jessica James

I believed you would only get your period if you opened the door for a guy who had a bunch of tampons,pads etc. Like those cigarette girls had.If you accept anything from him,you ll get your period.Well,i thought i was smart,because we had a peephole in our door,so i told my mom,i m just not gonna open the door and i wont ever get it😂

Πριν 3 μήνες
Fabian Andiel
Fabian Andiel

calm down

Πριν 4 μήνες
Snoobi
Snoobi

Around when i was 5 yrs old. One day my mom was looking for me to go buy things for a barbecue with my aunt. But, she couldnt find me and started to panic . my mom decided to call my family members how i was missing and they also started to look for me. After 2 hours, my mom found me in the towel cabinet next to the bathroom, playing with a doll- curled up in a ball.

Πριν 4 μήνες
Gord Lannin
Gord Lannin

Cranky cat plz calm down

Πριν 4 μήνες
Scribbles The CatDog
Scribbles The CatDog

When I was like five or something and my mom would have a bunch of people over for a meeting and I took inventory of the guests, meaning their genitals. I would go down the line telling them what genital they had

Πριν 5 μήνες
Scribbles The CatDog
Scribbles The CatDog

Grumpy Cat is actually a girl. Rest in peace

Πριν 5 μήνες
Arcanine-Espeon
Arcanine-Espeon

I got interested in dog food too when I was 4 with my dog's Scooby Snacks treats. My mom put a stop to it REAL quick by telling me all the cow parts the manufacturers put in it.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Arcanine-Espeon
Arcanine-Espeon

For those of you who don't know, NO, Brownies are not pre-Girl Scouts. There just happen to be 6 age groups in Girl Scouts, from Pre-K to 12th grade, and the Brownies are one of them. The titles are based much, much more on your grade level than your merits, unlike the levels of Boy Scouts. Brownies aren't even the youngest or the biggest group. Brownies are composed of 2nd and 3rd graders (which makes that joke VERY uncomfortable) and the youngest group are the Daisies. Despite also having the Daisies, Juniors, Cadettes, Seniors, and Ambassadors, everyone outside Girl Scouts seems to know about Brownies and only Brownies and it has confused me for years.

Πριν 5 μήνες
《•A S H_ R E A P E R•》
《•A S H_ R E A P E R•》

6:51 I found a dead bird and thought it needed to be wrapped and hung so it could come alive again. I wrapped it (put a string around the stomach). I hung it by the neck. My mom came out and thought it was a death threat.

Πριν 5 μήνες
Michael Van Kirk
Michael Van Kirk

Calm down

Πριν 6 μήνες
Blue 93
Blue 93

Calm down

Πριν 6 μήνες
MRS Plays
MRS Plays

Apparently, when I was little I was convinced that I was adopted and that my real parents were "John and Jennifer".

Πριν 6 μήνες
Spring Willow
Spring Willow

My parents sometimes like to quote two things I said while playing video games: “Fear my evil floating head!” - Me, quoting Kaos from Skylanders My dad, hearing a crackling sound from my game: “Is that rain?” Me: “No, it’s zombies on fire.” - Playing Minecraft

Πριν 6 μήνες
xxTC-96xx
xxTC-96xx

I didn’t like the meal we were eating so I told my parents it gave me bad breath (I think I was trying to complain about aftertaste but I didn’t know what that was) now they’ll never let me forget it as an adult in my twenties

Πριν 6 μήνες
Dan Oreo
Dan Oreo

calm down

Πριν 6 μήνες
Kassandra S
Kassandra S

Calm down catto

Πριν 6 μήνες
Jawbreaker The Hyaenodon
Jawbreaker The Hyaenodon

That “How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout” joke is so bad but it’s also so good.

Πριν 6 μήνες
WAVEY GRAVEY
WAVEY GRAVEY

Calm down

Πριν 6 μήνες
grean yoshe
grean yoshe

i wrote "sapnu puas" in this exact font on my lunchbox and my mom saw it the wrong way

Πριν 7 μήνες
TSG7
TSG7

"calm down"

Πριν 7 μήνες
ca t.
ca t.

When I was around 4 and my cousin was 5, he liked to ask me math questions and stuff to prove he was smarter than me (which wasnt fair because he is a whole grade above me). One day when we were driving home from school with my grandma, he asked me a difficult math question, and I was so fed up with his bullshit that I flipped him off. Right in front of my grandma. She stopped the car. She was so mad, but she laughs about it now. And I laugh about it now.

Πριν 7 μήνες
Big Hunta
Big Hunta

I swallowed a watch battery bc I left it in my mouth while rope swinging in gym class, this was like 5th or 6th grade

Πριν 7 μήνες
StarRocks1000
StarRocks1000

"Calm down, Cranky Catto!" 😳

Πριν 7 μήνες
ArkNawYT
ArkNawYT

rip

Πριν 7 μήνες
Ay-Ay-ron C.
Ay-Ay-ron C.

And this is why we have AFV

Πριν 7 μήνες
Chloe Metivier
Chloe Metivier

A girl scout starts as a daisy

Πριν 7 μήνες
Dat Boi
Dat Boi

Calm down

Πριν 7 μήνες
grace N
grace N

When me and my brother were little we used to take baths together. My mom would usually give us towels after, but her and my other brothers were outside. So obviously, we went to the kitchen, butt naked, and proceeded to pour Cheerios and dish soap on the floor and roll around and slide on the floor naked. We got in a lot of trouble. We also ran away, he pushed me off his bunk bed, and he got me stuck in a pillow case. Fun times.

Πριν 7 μήνες
Little Bad Wolf
Little Bad Wolf

OMG that crab on the beach one was adorable. :D

Πριν 7 μήνες
Richie Hunt
Richie Hunt

I had a new friend that lived about 20 miles away and we were going to pick him up and he was going to spend the weekend at our house. His last name was Snyder and he lived out in the boonies. We couldn't figure out the directions to where he lived so we started looking at mailboxes and check what the names were on the mailboxes. I joked that 'these mailboxes say Daily Times' and my parents took that I seriously thought that was the surname of people that lived there and NEVER let that one down.

Πριν 7 μήνες
Snowflake90805
Snowflake90805

When I was in kindergarten, I came home from school after scripture, and I ran around the house naked and with underwear on my head shouting verses from the bible. My mum said I was either going to be a nun or a stripper.

Πριν 7 μήνες
Nora Springer
Nora Springer

Not me but my sister My sister was being potty trained so of course the potty training thing was in the bathroom My dad goes in wanting to go to the bathroom but he just happens to step In something wet with his socks on My dad being a person who hate wet socks promptly says “ fuck me” My sister then pokes her head around the corner and says “ fuck you daddy?”

Πριν 7 μήνες
Dylan Riesebos
Dylan Riesebos

My brother and I were with our two cousins and our aunt out doing some errands. I was I think 13, and my brother and cousins were between 7-10. Anyway, my aunt leaves us in the car for a bit to go do something, and my youngest cousin finds some "chocolate". She then hands out the "chocolate" to my other cousin and my brother. I refused any because I was feeling carsick. They eat 2 or three each. A couple hours later when my brother and I are at home, my parents get a call from my aunt. That "chocolate" that they ate were actually laxatives. There was much laughing and screams of pain that day.

Πριν 7 μήνες
Insertfunnynamehere 56
Insertfunnynamehere 56

That first story had me dying! No wonder there parents tell this story for years

Πριν 7 μήνες
Jiff Pop
Jiff Pop

I farted on my cat

Πριν 7 μήνες
Polarbeargirl375 6
Polarbeargirl375 6

When I was (i think) around five me and my parents would often drive to the downtown area because there were a lot of kids museums and sometimes me and my mom would visit my dad at his job for lunch. We would always drive down a raised highway. Every time at the same spot I would yell “look, it’s a giant pineapple!!” My parents would laugh, but it made me really frustrated that they never looked. One time it was night and We were driving when Lo and behold a giant pineapple was lighting up the sky. It turns out the “giant pineapple” was in fact a sign for a pineapple processing plant. Even when I was five I relished saying I told you so to them.

Πριν 7 μήνες

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